evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

@hacks4pancakes

Imma throw out this phone

Humans!

Please don't send us any more unsolicited nude pics with instructions on how to get to your house.
It's creepy.

Sincerely,

The Aliens.

Recently adopted a macro lens for my LUMIX S5 and honestly it's been an absolute joy exploring the world through a new perspective.

I'm not into focus stacking or maximizing depth of field though, quite the opposite. It's the shallow focus that I love so much, and working a composition from subjects at a small scale.

#Sigma105mm #MacroPhotography #Outback #macro #Lumix #photography

Banks: We want all employees back in the office. Face-to-face interaction is the best way to develop a meaningful and collaborative culture.

Also banks: We're closing our physical branches. Customers can bank with us using the Internet, or phone us and sit on hold for 3 hours. Face-to-face interaction isn't needed anymore.

THE INVENTOR OF THE INTERNET: what if I told you that you could communicate with idiots from all over the world

#programming #meme

Quick lunchtime scribble on a photo of some forget-me-not flowers fighting their way up through a hole in a wall.

#photography #flowers #drawing

This guy knows.
#HDMI
#GMC

EDIT: Alt text added to photo.

starting off here with my most successful tweet, i'm afraid it's only downhill from here

I saw this moveie as a kid, and for weeks my mom had to reassure me that we would find Earth before Baltar's treasonous ways would cause our colony's destruction.

Are you a rental property owner?
Then head on down to Lazy Larry's Landlord Lightbulb Lair!

We've got lightbulbs that:

Flicker
Buzz
Make even the most vibrant colors look dingy
Constantly smell like they're burning
Somehow glow a little when they're supposed to be off
Have a useless Bluetooth connection because the app is no longer updated

And for a limited time only we're proud to offer shitty CFLs from two decades ago!
Hurry in soon since when they're gone they're gone!

#politicalAnimal

“Hard for me to see gender as biological if it requires a police state to enforce it”

That Meta GDPR fine is €1.2B. Plus biz must stop sending EU data to US https://www.theregister.com/2023/05/22/dpc_fines_meta_12b_tells/

#bot
Original tweet : https://nitter.namazso.eu/TheRegister/status/1660704074470137860

I never thought people would scrape MY open protocol

The tragedy of revolutionaries is they design a utopia by a river but discover the impure city they razed was on stilts for a reason.