evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

Shading crops under solar panels -- known as "agrivoltaics" -- is win-win:
it can increase farm output while greatly reducing carbon emissions.

Corn, lettuce, potatoes, tomatoes, wheat and pasture grass have already been proven to have increased yields.

https://theconversation.com/how-shading-crops-with-solar-panels-can-improve-farming-lower-food-costs-and-reduce-emissions-202094

#ClimateSolutions #SolarEnergy #Agriculture

#coronation

It's days like this, when I'm avoiding the coronation by trying to find something entertaining in a spreadsheet of local election numbers, that I wonder about my life choices.

#LocalElections #LocalElections2023 #UKpolitics

"Welcome to our gander reveal party!"

"Don't you mean..."

"No."

Geese emerge from everywhere. There are no fireworks. Only geese. There are no balloons. Only chaos. There are no genders. Only honk.

my level one character after I've bought all the skins in game

#Conservatives this morning. #ToriesOut

The perfect confirmation dialog does not exist…

barely legal

🚨 JORTS.HORSE 🚨

When there's a rapid unplanned disassembly but the show must go on

@scarfolk Every time I hear a Suella Braverman policy announcement, I automatically think that @Richard_Littler is her writer

As you go about your day today, PLEASE remember to relax and take your time as you ride any elevators, open any very large doors, or push through any thin crevasses.

It’s important we all do our part to give the world plenty of time to load

Wise words from the introduction & conclusion to my dad's #training material when he was learning to be a #software #developer in the late 1970s.

Another #WalkTheTube expedition today, this time pushing out into Metroland. Photos to follow!

pee poo

I am a Red Cross “Hero for Babies” because I’ve never had CMV (Cytomegalovirus), a harmless virus for adults that’s potentially fatal to infants.

When they told me, I asked the tech why it’s so common and he said, “Most people get it through sexual activity in high school.”

And there’s this awkward pause.

“Well, I hope the babies appreciate my sacrifice. I read a lot of science fiction, OK?”

them: Goofy is a monster!
me: let him cook