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Fox News to replace Tucker Carlson with literal pile of steaming horse shit https://newsthump.com/2023/04/24/fox-news-to-replace-tucker-carlson-with-literal-pile-of-steaming-horse-shit/

I just *know* we haven’t seen the back of Resting Derp Face.

British folk: I think 13:12 today would be a good time to introduce youngsters to 1992's The Lawnmower Man...

It's Sunday, a time to worship the great benevolent spirit that watches over us.

#clouds #BlueSky #photography #silly #drawing

terminals

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The copper beech in the garden is poised to burst into leaf, but at the moment it's lots of branches tipped with tight buds and a few seed pods.

I love the curly spikes.

#photography #nature #gardening #silly #drawing

I'm sorry but this is just the funniest shit ever.

These losers were mad that celebs had checkmarks and they didn't. Now they can buy the same checkmark and they're mad that the celebs won't.

Elon thinks he’s stolen my blue tick, but Ha ha ha ha joke’s on you Muskrat, I took a copy.

Starring Rowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean, and Sean Bean as Mr. Atkinson

so I'm porting Doom to a new platform, and sadly it doesn't have any sound output.

well, any traditional sound output. it has a piezo buzzer.

PC SPEAKER'S BACK ON THE MENU, GALS!

❤️ 🐱 🍝 ❤️

"It's not nazism until concentration camps!"

A) we HAVE concentration camps

B) the Nazi PARTY existed before they built a single camp; I assure you, they were still, self-identifying fascists, before Auschwitz happened. Your history books lied to you because if you understand what fascism is and how it happened you'd have been turning on your own leaders a long, long time before now.

"Pope Francis, who has already gifted enough so-called 'fragments from Christ’s cross' to construct at least 430 crosses and a barn to store them in, has confirmed that the fragments, like Christ's true cross, are made from genuine Roman-era chipboard..."
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/pope-francis-king-charles-cross-christ-crucifix-coronation-gift-2023-6w05wftlh

@aldroid you may be kind, but German children will always be Kinder

bitwise operations

The Teenager is an axolotl fan, so we got them a plushie as a good vibes gift for exams.

It's an absolute cutie, and has been dubbed the Emotional Support Axolotl, which made me chuckle.

And as I like to support small business artists, it's from here:
https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/doodlesbyben

#axolotl #plush #cute

@Richard_Littler

Thought this might appeal to you:

"Carving from Rievaulx Abbey"
cc-by-sa/2.0 - © Chris Gunns - https://geograph.org.uk/p/445508

#Photograh #Medieval #Grotesque #Geograph

may elon musk suddenly latch on to your favorite meme

🎶 Some people call me the space cowboy
Some people call me a nameless terror from Beyond
Some people call me [screams of horror]
Woo-woo 🎶