evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

@SrRochardBunson

Both versions of my @jimllpaintit 10th anniversary picture (Father Jack and the original Regan) are available on my print site http://happytoast.co.uk now and also on http://redbubble.com/people/happytoast for t-shirts

This is gonna fuck a tesla so hard

ADHD people should be funded to do their silly daydreamy megaprojects

Imagine what we could build

Last night the 11yo broke down the Google Slides middle school Chatroom for me:

1. At first they used a Google doc but the infinite scroll was too chaotic
2. In the slide deck each new slide is one “post”—some all text, some images, some both—
3. They use slides’ comments feature to “reply” to each other’s “posts”
4. This allows participants to easily flip between posts using the slide thumbnail navigation, so they can find the conversations they care about easily
5. He owns the file & if anyone spams it, deletes other people’s posts, or gets nasty, he can revert the file to its previous save state & remove the spammer’s access
6. He did share the file with me on purpose, I think because he was proud & wanted me to see what he’d made

Essentially they’ve created a chatroom with moderation in Google Slides, so they can get around the school’s ban on platforms like Discord. It’s kind of brilliant

what to talk about in 1:1s

Permalink: https://wizardzines.com/comics/1-1s/

BOSS: I need you to put these coupon stickers on all the Pick Me Up boxes

EMPLOYEE: Do you care where we place those stickers?

BOSS: Yeah, *on the box*. Don’t make me repeat myself. Idiots.

Who do you think you are kidding

As a parent you never want your baby to drop below 60 hit points

CATHOLIC CHURCH: No meat on Fridays
PEOPLE: Ok so no eggs for breakfast
CC: No, eggs are ok
P: But eggs are chicken
CC: Not until they hatch
P: So the thing isn't the thing until it's born?
CC: Correct—um, no, wait.

I don’t mean to tell Banksy how to do his job but it would’ve been the funniest thing ever if after the Queen died he just stopped painting for like a year, until everyone was like, "Hang on a minute..."

[Spelling bee]

Judge: your word is “bird”

Me:

Judge: … “bird” is the word

Me:

Me: Pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa
Ooma mow mow, papa, ooma mow mow

*buzzer sound*

Judge: incorrect

Ah-ha!

I want a job with the TSA so I can experience, for a brief moment, what it's like to not have consequences when I steal things

Whine is the product of fermented gripes

Entire brown loaf filled with crinkle-cut crisps
#DailyCrispSandwich https://vole.wtf/buttystock/~jimmeruk/17/

The Very Hungry Caterpillar - 2023 Edition
https://b3ta.com/board/11387588

For those yet to see it: Europe's sleeper trains, mapped... https://back-on-track.eu/night-train-map/ (Paris-Italy, and into Spain - those yawning gaps in the network just scream 'fill me!' don't they...)

This is NOT funny, pufferfish only do this when they're VERY scared.

I was doing an activity with my youngest and then told him I had to go back to work. He motioned to my laptop and said "Okay, go touch your letters daddy." which is such an amazing burn.