evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

I love how something as simple as adding a single eye can change a photo.

I mean, this is SUCH a cutie.

I want to find it sucking the life juice out of all my plants.

#nature #photography #creature #silly #plants

It's Valentine's Day and Patch Tuesday, so the chance I'm getting screwed is 100%.

Roses are red,
Your passport is blue.
Now stand over there,
In that very long queue.

This meme has been rattling around in my head for at least a year and I only just now finally bothered to write it down

(click to expand, it has the full 5 panels)

u have to be very quiet when hacking so the coputer doesn't hear you. thats why its called ssh

Ah, the joy of text localisation.

In this context, Microsoft, it is a zip file, not a postcode file, even though I'm in the UK :)

Mario has set unrealistic vertical leap expectations for plumbers.

Ok, so Madison Violet are all of the good. Like: they make you laugh, make you sad. Top musicianship and harmonies. Go see them.

this was the best thing I ever tweeted

signals

Permalink: https://wizardzines.com/comics/signals/

It's #haggis day!

I've only eaten veggie ones myself (and they are very fine btw) but I had to buy a meat one once and decided to get some creative mileage out of it.

So yeah... this is the result. My portrait of a haggis at rest.

#haggis #BurnsNight #Scottish #Scotland #food

I look forward to the day, which shall surely soon arrive, that Elon Musk becomes a self-made millionaire.

If you have a parrot and you don’t teach it to say, “help I’ve been turned into a parrot” you’re wasting everyone’s time.

wait for it

Wouldst thou like to study deliciously

I didn't want to have to comment on this, but I'm an accountant.

You don't accidentally engage a tax reduction firm.
You don't accidentally set up an overseas entity.
You don't accidentally review your tax as a proportion of earnings and not realise it's far lower than the prevailing rate.

You don't do any of this because someone else sorted it, at some point you've signed your name to it.

Americans will really do anything to avoid using the metric system.

“We spotted thee from across the glen and wondered if thou wished to live deliciously.”