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It's #haggis day!

I've only eaten veggie ones myself (and they are very fine btw) but I had to buy a meat one once and decided to get some creative mileage out of it.

So yeah... this is the result. My portrait of a haggis at rest.

#haggis #BurnsNight #Scottish #Scotland #food

I look forward to the day, which shall surely soon arrive, that Elon Musk becomes a self-made millionaire.

If you have a parrot and you don’t teach it to say, “help I’ve been turned into a parrot” you’re wasting everyone’s time.

wait for it

Wouldst thou like to study deliciously

I didn't want to have to comment on this, but I'm an accountant.

You don't accidentally engage a tax reduction firm.
You don't accidentally set up an overseas entity.
You don't accidentally review your tax as a proportion of earnings and not realise it's far lower than the prevailing rate.

You don't do any of this because someone else sorted it, at some point you've signed your name to it.

Americans will really do anything to avoid using the metric system.

“We spotted thee from across the glen and wondered if thou wished to live deliciously.”

The French Striking workers bringing a rail mounted BBQ to the front-line is a thing of beauty.

Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow.
Bright blue his jorts are, and his piss is yellow.

You couldn't make 'Blazing Saddles' today because the entire cast is dead

Stranger in an unmarked van: Hey kid, want some candy?

Kid, skeptical: That depends, are you a cop?

Don't talk to me or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son ever again

me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!

brain:

TROUT

TROUT

LET IT ALL OUT

THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT

SALMON

I’M TALKING TO YOU

SALMON

me: cool never mind

This is from a larger comic about creativity: https://theoatmeal.com/comics/creativity_things

Meet the fly-fishing pathologist who uses human organs as bait.

A Liver Runs Through it, next on Sick, Sad World.

Lots of ice around on our walk today, but it was a beautiful morning.

Lots of faces everywhere, although that might just be me.

#frozen #Scotland #photo #360degree #sphere #silly

(I will actually put some of the 360 views properly online at some point, but making these wee planet balls and messing with them is such fun)

whenever these police rapists get found out, they always turn out to have a name like "bastard tony" or "rapey steve" and everyone is like wow, unbelievable that bastard tony could have done this???"

Welcome to Wednesday.

I've discovered exclusive footage of the elusive... erm... this.

I think it's some kind of morning sunfish creature (it helps if you see the buildings as fins).

Basically I took a lot of photos of the world glowing in the low morning #Scottish sunlight, and this is what happened.

So yeah.

*shuffles away quietly*

#sunlight #360degree #silly #photo #fish #creature