evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

Don't talk to me or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son ever again

me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!

brain:

TROUT

TROUT

LET IT ALL OUT

THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT

SALMON

I’M TALKING TO YOU

SALMON

me: cool never mind

This is from a larger comic about creativity: https://theoatmeal.com/comics/creativity_things

Meet the fly-fishing pathologist who uses human organs as bait.

A Liver Runs Through it, next on Sick, Sad World.

Lots of ice around on our walk today, but it was a beautiful morning.

Lots of faces everywhere, although that might just be me.

#frozen #Scotland #photo #360degree #sphere #silly

(I will actually put some of the 360 views properly online at some point, but making these wee planet balls and messing with them is such fun)

whenever these police rapists get found out, they always turn out to have a name like "bastard tony" or "rapey steve" and everyone is like wow, unbelievable that bastard tony could have done this???"

Welcome to Wednesday.

I've discovered exclusive footage of the elusive... erm... this.

I think it's some kind of morning sunfish creature (it helps if you see the buildings as fins).

Basically I took a lot of photos of the world glowing in the low morning #Scottish sunlight, and this is what happened.

So yeah.

*shuffles away quietly*

#sunlight #360degree #silly #photo #fish #creature

My partner called me “the sexiest thing on two legs,” and I became concerned for our pets.

Stop anthropomorphizing billionaires.

I love a good site visit for the fun safety signs.

Netflix has created a death spiral by being data driven.

1. Create reputation for canceling shows if not enough viewers.
2. Make new show.
3. Viewers wary of investing time in shows that get canceled.
4. Cancel show due to low viewership.
5. Go to step 1
https://www.forbes.com/sites/paultassi/2023/01/16/netflix-has-created-a-self-fulfilling-cancelation-loop-with-its-new-shows/?sh=7680ebd078c3

The vlampire slayer

“We’ve trained the A.I. art generator so well that it now feels too insecure about its work to make any art.”
By Sarah Kempa, https://instagram.com/auntsarahdraws #aiart #midjourney #comicart

Still boggling at a union that survived the 1753 clandestine marriages act but somehow can't survive a bit of paper. Do any english MPs even know scots reach the age of majority at 16?

Have a little bit of Charlie ☺️ #Cat #CatsOfMastodon #VoidCat #BlackCat

Genuinely thrilled to have a daft pop hit in a vole site game with the artist's blessing

it's 17th of january 2023, and many mastodon admins around the world now know that the handy sidekiq queue history graph can be used to track the divorced manchild's major temper tantrums #serendipity

Me: Why are there pictures of Sunak on my desktop?

Also me: Oh. Yes.

Very late last night, in what can only considered as Quite A Bad Mood, I decided to turn Saturn Devouring His Son into Sunak Devouring the UK.

Fear that prophecy eh?

Appropriate apologies to Goya, obvs.

#Satire #Sunak #Art #Goya #GenderRecognition #Scotland #ScottishIndependence

CW: Sunak feasting on a Scotland. Massacred artwork. Need to click to get the full height on this one.

I have stated on more than one occasion that Boris Johnson has done more for Scottish Independence than anyone else (sorry SNP, no offence).

I am currently reassessing that claim. It could be idiot Sunak.

Oh, and BBC, it was passed with a huge majority by a democratically elected government. Fuck off with your "controversial Scottish bill" commentary.

#GenderRecognition #ScottishIndependence #Sunak

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-64288757