evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

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#WalkTheTube #CentralLine

dear windows, no,would not like to upgrade to windows 11

Check out this awesome t shirt I got from Portugal

MITM is short for Malcolm in the Middle attack

music is mostly just really loud math

Since there are no ads on Mastodon, I am offering to advertise for any companies on here. My only requirements are:

1. I get to write the ad.

2. The ad will in no way accurately portray your company and might state that you were responsible for the Cuban Missile Crisis.

3. For each post you must pay me $10,000 and write me a handwritten note that says I am your best friend.

4. You must put out an official statement stating that you take full responsibility for the Cuban Missile Crisis.

I was thinking about how I have hundreds of programming comics I've posted to Twitter over the last 5 years that aren't on Mastodon anywhere. Would folks be interested in a "b0rk_reruns" account where I have a bot post older comics?

I think the main hard thing about that would be figuring out captions, I only started writing captions pretty recently and backfilling is hard

God, I’m terrible at social media-ing.
#cat #CatsOfMastodon #adhd
Here, have a cat:

@fencoul 3% of 1319 people voted "Brilliant", and this is the most scientific evidence we have of how many children Boris Johnson has.

I will never own a better shirt than this.

Do you ever think about taking a shirehorse to Currys, strapping a fridge freezer to its back and riding it home?

Been seeing a lot about #ChatGPT lately and got my first question at the library this week from someone who was looking for a book that the bot had recommended. They couldn't find it in our catalog. Turns out that ALL the books that ChatGPT had recommended for their topic were non-existent. Just real authors and fake titles cobbled together. And apparently this is known behavior. 😮

there should be a server for clothing repairs called darn.tooting

Nurses work 12hr shifts; sell their days off; use food banks; pay £1300 a year to park. And 40,000 have left their jobs in a year.

Tory MPs sit for 150 days; get subsidised food; claim travel & energy on expenses; get free parking & £2,200 pay rises.

Back the nurses please

@SwiftOnSecurity And you will forget about this change after one week and call IT support because nothing work anymore.

😉

😐 Dumb ransomware 🧨 prevention ✋idea💡:

Remove "execute" permissions from SYSVOL/NETLOGON. If you need to allow a script or executable to work, add the ACL manually. Attackers will literally never figure this out.

Also, your own IT staff probably won't figure it out...

"Grant Shapps has denied doctoring a picture on his Twitter feed to remove former Prime Minister Boris Johnson," reports the BBC.

Here's the image on Shapps' now-deleted tweet compared to the original photo.

It doesn't matter how many people are using #Mastodon at this moment. It has reached enough of a level of critical mass that the idea will carry forward and be improved. That's enough gas to get to the next station.