evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

Here in rehearsals with my co-stars and the director of our musical “Allegiance,”and we’ve got quite the show to dazzle you with! Performances begin in London in January.
Tickets: https://Allegiancemusical.com

The domestic robot's lidar has detected evidence of a mirror universe.

Imagine having the balls aged 15 to face down your parents and community and look them dead in the eye and say

" Nah, it wasn't Wayne, it was the Holy Spirit that knocked me up"

Absolute legend.

Scottish Parliament just passed reforms to the Gender Recognition Act to make it easier for trans people to legally change their gender!

It has been a loooooooong time coming, but very glad it's through and focus can be put on fighting for even more.

It's a testament to how much better the fedi is that when this was posted on twitter it was immediately swarmed by transphobes, but here everyone's just like "yeah cool, biological sex is impossible to quantify, anyway I wanna hear about exploding dicks, tell me about the exploding dicks"

(boosted below so you don't have to go through all the faff should you want to boost this) #MissedQuoteBoost https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/109556994816757170

Just fyi. #openinformation

Sometimes it can be hard to find a #Santa hat that fits properly, but there's always a solution to be found.

#FluffyAdvent #silly #festive #Christmas #picture #creature #AdventCalendar

If I hear one more person wittering on about "efficiency savings" in the #NHS I'm going to scream. The NHS has been pared to the bone in the name of efficiency savings and it does not work because you can't predict exactly when or how people are going to need the service.

I don't want the NHS to be efficient. I want it to have the capacity to deal with whatever gets thrown at it. I WANT there to be empty beds, because that means there's nobody waiting for a bed. I WANT Doctors to spend a certain amount of their day twiddling their thumbs, because that means people aren't stuck waiting in pain and desperation.

Am i weird?

This is Ume Tange (also called Umeko). She's in her 70s in this photo. It's in 1948: she was born in 1873, and she died in 1955.

Tange was a nutritional chemist, and she had some amazing science career firsts behind her.

She was in the first group of Japanese women to enter full university, & again,when she was awarded her first science PhD. Tange had 2 by the time of this photo.

I've created an English-language Wikipedia page about her ... 1/4

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ume_Tange

#HistSci #WomenInSTEM

My jorts.horse brings all the weird to the yard.
And they're like, it's weirder than yours
Damn right it's weirder than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge.

getting sloppy drunk and getting kicked off the server for yelling "TAKE EM OFF!" at the Jort Horse

If it reads like I’m advocating for violence against a specific billionaire, please understand I’m not. I want violence to happen to all of them

Good news, everyone. The days are getting longer again.

You walk away from the christmas tree for 5 minutes and this happens…

@georgetakei 😂😂😂

I’m profoundly offended by Megachurches. Build God a Megahomeless shelter and stop being fake Christians.

All jokes aside, remember what Christmas is really about, people.

Rich people being terrorized by spectres until they agree to pay their employees a living wage.

I'd like an instance on an old shock site domain. imagine the shitposting that could happen on goatse dot cx