evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

If it reads like I’m advocating for violence against a specific billionaire, please understand I’m not. I want violence to happen to all of them

Good news, everyone. The days are getting longer again.

You walk away from the christmas tree for 5 minutes and this happens…

@georgetakei 😂😂😂

I’m profoundly offended by Megachurches. Build God a Megahomeless shelter and stop being fake Christians.

All jokes aside, remember what Christmas is really about, people.

Rich people being terrorized by spectres until they agree to pay their employees a living wage.

I'd like an instance on an old shock site domain. imagine the shitposting that could happen on goatse dot cx

He's not a monk that took a vow of silence, for crying out loud. He's a manchild, who is having a strop, very red and nude, but not online.

#NewUsers
Mastodon can be a daunting place if you are an agent of the Five Eyes intelligence alliance. Make sure to write an introduction using the hashtags introduction and introductions and don't forget to include an up to date photo of your feet if it's your first day.

Today begins with a revisit to last week’s calls and chaos. I knew I shouldn’t have had fun yesterday. But what will be today’s recurring call centre name? Last week, two thirds were called Adam. This week, bets are still on.

@AMinorMuddle I'm going to say... john.

Gonna tell my kids this is the cybertruck

A designer suggested this as an element for a book cover. 🤔

My kid, leaning over my shoulder, "someone favorited your...toot?"

On November 24, 1971, an unidentified man hijacked Northwest Orient Airlines Flight 305, a Boeing 727 aircraft operated by Northwest Orient Airlines, in United States airspace.

The hijacker told a flight attendant he was armed with a bomb, demanded $200,000 + a parachute. He then leapt from the jet mid-flight and was never seen again.

Years later, a new social network appeared, seemingly with no source of funding, founded by a man who's identity seems to be a mystery....
#JohnMastodon

I was talking to ChatGPT and, um, UH OH.

Going to go with 'NO' here.

Have been using the same "weird fluffy advent" title for the whole series but this one is definitely big time cute rather than weird.

OK, the one on the left is a little weird.

#FluffyAdvent #silly #festive #Christmas #picture #GuineaPig #AdventCalendar #cute

Yes, people. We’re back to me rambling about rail travel.

Now let’s see if we can run the whole gamut of my silliness and social commentary.