evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

you know what? I don’t think I’m gonna let that guy put a chip in my brain after all

To paraphrase:

It should be a surprise to no one that yet another of Musk’s products is trying to lock its users inside while it burns around them.

Okay, that’s the last thing I’ll say about him… for now.

This agate looks like a wee owl 🦉 #ScottishGeology #Geology

One time while we were making pancakes, my kid asked how the dinosaurs died.

Good night.

Many journalists didn't like the look of Mastodon, and it seemed unlikely they'd want to move here, but Musk has done an amazing job of changing that

@simonegiertz basic rules are to follow people and hashtags that look interesting. Then, when you realise you’ve followed too many, start unfollowing the less interesting ones.

I BELIEVE IN YOU! GOOD LUCK!! ✊

Week 1: We will finally bring free speech to the Internet

Week 8: Linktree is illegal

fuck you, covid.

*feels shit*

The biggest trick John Mastodon ever pulled was convincing the world he never existed.

There's an Elon tweet for every shitty move he does.

So about banning a bunch of other social networks now in place on Twitter.

Well...

@david This has aged well

#twitter #twittermigration #spacekaren #musk #sanctions #elon #elonmusk #europe

The asteroid that ended the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone.

So much for freedom of speech on Twitter.

#JohnMastodon really isn't getting the level of appreciation that he deserves, if we're all being honest with ourselves.

The Teenager: What are you laughing at?

Me: Oh. Nothing. I've just put a beard on a standing stone.

*runs over*

*sighs*

*pause*

The Teenager: It needs googly eyes.

Anyhoo... back in a mo...

#StandingStoneSunday #Silly

Well. They were NOT wrong.

I give you two standing stones on Arran, part of the Machrie Moor stone circles, in fine festive garb.

You are very welcome.

#StandingStoneSunday #Silly #GooglyEyes #Photo #IsleOfArran #MachrieMoor #Scotland #Festive #Animation

In 1976, THE POINTER SISTERS were asked to record "Pinball Number Count" for Sesame Street, which was a series of educational cartoons teaching kids how to count. It made its debut in 1977 and was a feature on the show for many years.

A BANGER 🔥🔥🔥

#muppetmovies