evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

How to be a dog in two easy steps

I cannot put off doing chores any longer, but one last photo from earlier because the sign made me chuckle.

It felt... redundant.

#photo #sign #snow

if you subscribe to Mastodon Blue, you're allowed to fuck the extinct elephant dinosaur

Full moonlight 5🌕

Nikon F3P
85mm F1.4
Ilford Ortho Plus 80
HC-110
#believeinfilm #ilfordphoto

This is the creepiest of Christmas tunes isn't it? Far too sinister.

#silly #cat #santa #festive #CatsOfMastodon #GoodOrBad #NaughtyOrNice

@yaldi glad I organized my memes folder yesterday

Have you been naughty or nice? Not long now until the Festive Fluff Monster of Judgement appears under your tree.

#FluffyAdvent #silly #festive #Christmas #creature #picture #AdventCalendar

I think the big moment where it all went wrong for Elon Musk was when he spent over $40b on a website full of battle hardened shitposters who don’t like him.

Drama at Al's barber shop as Chewie asks for a perm.

#LEGOdrama

I guess I'd be pissed off too if I spent all that money for a private jet and then found out it didn't actually make me invisible.

1. Paleolithic.
2. Mesolithic.
3. Neolithic.
4. Bronze Age.
5. Iron Age.
6. Antiquity.
7. The Middle Ages.
8. The Renaissance.
9. The Modern Age.
10. The Dangerously Dim-Witted Wealthy Narcissist Age.
11. [discontinued]

#history #extinction

Coffee is here and now. Everyone loves a coffee. It is the drink for today #coffee

Oh.

Ha we can say it. Twitter is a terrible instance.

This is not good.

Every news outlet should stand up a Mastondon instance for their reporters & staff.

It’ll be great to see GivennameFamilyname@mastodon.famousnewspaper.com or whatever domain they want to use.

Built in verification. Every reporter for the Washington Post on a washpo domain. Every reporter for the New York Times on an NYTimes domain. Etc, etc.

Plus the “local” feed for each instance becomes a feed of all the posts from that institution mixed together — providing extra discovery.

Vote Count Binface and I will tie government ministers' pay to that of nurses for the next 100 years.
#NursesStrike

“Alcoholic” is a bit too strong for me. I prefer the term “alcohol enthusiast”.

This morning: A cyclical online chat with my bank and then on the phone, passed from pillar to post...
Computer/banking issue that should take 10mins to resolve?
"In 2022 that equates to just over 4 hours, sir. Largely because of the complicated, dysfunctional & endlessly looping, cul-de-sac procedures that we've put in place to expedite the process & save you time"

What happened to the utopian future we were promised???

#Paleofuture #FutureMyArse #hauntology #utopia

Like most people my age, I'm on Mastadon for the banter and on Twitter for the degradation.