evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

Coffee is here and now. Everyone loves a coffee. It is the drink for today #coffee

Oh.

Ha we can say it. Twitter is a terrible instance.

This is not good.

Every news outlet should stand up a Mastondon instance for their reporters & staff.

It’ll be great to see GivennameFamilyname@mastodon.famousnewspaper.com or whatever domain they want to use.

Built in verification. Every reporter for the Washington Post on a washpo domain. Every reporter for the New York Times on an NYTimes domain. Etc, etc.

Plus the “local” feed for each instance becomes a feed of all the posts from that institution mixed together — providing extra discovery.

Vote Count Binface and I will tie government ministers' pay to that of nurses for the next 100 years.
#NursesStrike

“Alcoholic” is a bit too strong for me. I prefer the term “alcohol enthusiast”.

This morning: A cyclical online chat with my bank and then on the phone, passed from pillar to post...
Computer/banking issue that should take 10mins to resolve?
"In 2022 that equates to just over 4 hours, sir. Largely because of the complicated, dysfunctional & endlessly looping, cul-de-sac procedures that we've put in place to expedite the process & save you time"

What happened to the utopian future we were promised???

#Paleofuture #FutureMyArse #hauntology #utopia

Like most people my age, I'm on Mastadon for the banter and on Twitter for the degradation.

I truly, deeply, from the depths of my being, feel that today should be Friday.

I am quite annoyed that it is not.

We still have no #snow, just frost and ice, so I am living vicariously through my fluffsters.

#FluffyAdvent #silly #festive #Christmas #creature #picture #AdventCalendar

@mmasnick SORRY WAT

If Mary Shelley could write Frankenstein with Lord Byron swanning around in the background doing Lord Byron shit, you can definitively finish writing your work in progress. I believe in you!!

That’s cheered me up 🤣 #SolarSystem #Uranus

Blueberry pays no bills. Lives rent free. Has no job. Gets food delivered directly to her mouth everyday. Sleeps in. Snores without caring how loud she is. Destroys nearly every gift ever given to her. Drools on literally everything just because she can. And she. Literally. Just. Sighed.

#Wednesdog #RuffLife #DogsOfMastodon

I miss the naive old days when Bill Gates was the worst billionaire we could imagine

Angela Eagle at #pmqs "This year the Tory party has given us five education secretaries, four chancellors, three prime ministers, two leadership coups and........... the partridge has sold the pear tree to pay for the gas bill"