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I truly, deeply, from the depths of my being, feel that today should be Friday.

I am quite annoyed that it is not.

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Weird fluffy advent, day 15 

We still have no #snow, just frost and ice, so I am living vicariously through my fluffsters.

#FluffyAdvent #silly #festive #Christmas #creature #picture #AdventCalendar

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If Mary Shelley could write Frankenstein with Lord Byron swanning around in the background doing Lord Byron shit, you can definitively finish writing your work in progress. I believe in you!!

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Blueberry pays no bills. Lives rent free. Has no job. Gets food delivered directly to her mouth everyday. Sleeps in. Snores without caring how loud she is. Destroys nearly every gift ever given to her. Drools on literally everything just because she can. And she. Literally. Just. Sighed.

#Wednesdog #RuffLife #DogsOfMastodon

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I miss the naive old days when Bill Gates was the worst billionaire we could imagine

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UK politics 

Angela Eagle at #pmqs "This year the Tory party has given us five education secretaries, four chancellors, three prime ministers, two leadership coups and........... the partridge has sold the pear tree to pay for the gas bill"

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@doot @ben true story: I had a friend who a decade ago worked at Sears. She was trying to sell Sodastreams to customers that walked by. One woman asks her if it has ti be water. "No. Honestly, you could probably carbonate your own pee if you wanted to." The customer stopped, then picked up a Sodastream from the pile.

"My husband is going to learn a valuable lesson about taking my sodas."

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#LEGOdrama 1 

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Drama at the Brick Bank as Han has stern words with the bank manager about lack of wheelchair access for Chewie who is stricken with gout.

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#Twitter - Too many links to post here right now, but worth noting reports that Musk is now refusing to pay various bills due and working to find ways to prevent paying severance to former #Twitter employees, while labor experts are saying he is likely to face a mass wave of lawsuits from fired employees, vendors, etc.

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Possibly my favourite cartoon in the world (by Emily's Cartoons).

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Re: deadnaming

I explained to my mother that deadnaming and misgendering is like farting. If you do it by accident, and apologize, people will forgive you.

If you keep doing it, people will suggest you get that taken care of, maybe recommend you seek treatment, and ultimately avoid you.

If you bend over, stick your ass in their face, and let it rip though, then you shouldn’t be surprised people think you’re a clueless, hostile asshole.

(This is from an old post, but I wanted to keep it.)

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Remember friends, a dinosaur isn't just for Christmas. You should probably stop to think whether you should, even if you could.

But *if* you could, I've made this handy guide.

#dinosaurs #pets #guides #MisinformationGraphics

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On the third Tuesday of every month, all of the Barbaras get together at their local Panera to discuss Barbara-related matters.

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remembering the time the goa'uld tried to steal christmas by putting a stargate in the local shopping centre

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