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Proposal to stop referring to covid in the past tense and climate change in the future tense.

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@b0rk I want to let you know that our team has been doing monthly, collective brag-doc-updating for awhile now, and not only is it really handy for performance reviews, it's just massive good vibes. 🙏

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If you burn the candle at both ends, stop! That is wrong. You are bad at candles

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#NowPlaying an album I've been listening most of my life. It's part of my DNA, like it knows who I am. I remember being profoundly affected age 7. It was probably the first time I realised #classical music has a far greater emotional range than the pop music I'd been listening to. To be fair, I was probably tricked into listening to it simply because it had a 'space' theme and I liked #SciFi.
#Holst #music

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Tuesday was a bad day all around for Donald Trump, so enjoy this recap as we watch the walls continue to close in on him. statuskuo.substack.com/p/there

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Optical illusion type thingy 

Keep your eyes on the cross (not mine but I love things like this that mess with your brain and senses)

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"If all you have is an MC Hammer, everything looks like you can't touch it"

- ancient proverb

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you've heard of Elf on a Shelf
now get ready for detonating explosives outside credit rating institutions

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The Trump Organization has been found guilty of committing tax fraud. Which is like saying water has been found guilty of being wet. Of course it has! 😂

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noticed this "brag document" blog post I wrote going around again. I think a really nice way to do it is in a group of people who support each other during perf review season. Sometimes it's easier for someone else to see how great your work is!

jvns.ca/blog/brag-documents/

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A child: If I was a grown-up, I would eat ice cream for dinner every day!

Me, an experienced grown-up: Kid, when you're a grown-up, you won't even get fucking snacktime any more. ... Oh no shit sorry please stop crying.

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@georgetakei Every year since 2016 it’s been “Thank god that year’s over”. And here comes 2023, asking someone to hold its beer.

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Mastod1 be nice. (sorry, closed for new registrations after a bunch of 'commercial/spamming' accounts jumped in - rule 3 on site)