evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

Self-censorship is when fear of consequences stops you from speaking.
When concern or respect for others stops you from speaking, we just call that being a decent human.

Morning Mastodon. It's #StAndrewsDay, so here's one of my favourite things about #Scotland

I realise I could be referring to all #HighlandCows as they are all a shaggy haired and horned delight, BUT I am specifically referring to this one because this is the Best Highland Cow.

Have a good one.

#photo #nature #Highland #cow

"Where do you want the tree?"
"Just out the front somewhere"

Meanwhile on Twitter:

If you wear a white hood, really thick, with eye slits, it still can’t protect you from being identified as a white supremacist.

TUNE IN ALERT! As I prepare for my London stage debut in Allegiance, I’ll be on 'Free Thinking' on BBCRadio3 this Thursday at 10pm discussing the Cold War politics and contemporary relevance of the Star Trek universe.
Listen here: https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m001ff45

I did say I would post my new stuff too so here’s the latest. I’m so sorry.

Here's a poem from my book, 'Ignore It All & Hope It Goes Away', illustrated by the brilliant
@MooseAllain
You can order it here: http://linktr.ee/nicaubury

Oh no biggie, just a two page spread in The Guardian today. Thanks for the wonderful welcome, Great Britain!
Tickets: https://Allegiancemusical.com

These are the Biden holiday decorations, just unveiled by our first lady, Dr. Jill Biden.
My first thought was, “What, no blood red scary trees, symbolizing the blood of our enemies?!”
It’s sure nice to have normal back. In so many ways.

Nice thing about Mastodon: It's one of the extremely rare web pages I visit where my ad blocker doesn't need to do anything.

How it started: How it's going:

Quoting something I said in a Tumblr reply:

"the problem is that I'm allergic to overly smart devices, I break out in screwdrivers"

It’s here! Our 2022 free-to-download colouring-in Advent Calendar is ready for you. Feel free to share, download, print off and send to everyone you know.

https://www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2022-advent-calendar

For the last time: Matt Hancock is not a celebrity.

He was an awful health Secretary, famous for mismanaging the UK’s response to the pandemic and getting caught having an affair.

That’s not celebrity, that’s lamentable.

*me loudly declaring*
I'm just a boy standing in front of a boy.
Standing in front of a girl.
Standing in front of a boy.
Standing in front of a boy.
Standing in front of a girl.

Yes sir, that's how queues usually work.

BREAKING: Free Software Foundation announces that its GIMP ("GNU Image Manipulation Program") will finally shed its controversial name, becoming LIGMA ("Libre Image and Graphics Manipulation Application") in mid-2023.

20 minutes into starting a jigsaw this evening, and I had 'help'.