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So the lad bought himself a Minecraft Turtle Base to play with. It came with a bunch of stickers which I dutifully and carefully applied for him. One was absent...
The pictures on the box showed a red carpet section on one platform.
There was no corresponding sticker.
He was (briefly) unhappy about this.
Mary has knitted him a red carpet for the turtle base out of Softyak wool.
I hope it's soft enough for his small plastic turtle...

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I take off my blindfold. Before me is a gory tableau of death and destruction, bodies strewn across the landscape. The piñata is unscathed.

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Thoughts on parenting small children 

#parenting got so much easier when I discovered my #children fear a slow thoughtful academic lecture from me over any other possible consequence.

wall-climbing lobsters?
organised playground equipment has come a loooong way since I was a small

This seems to be working, yay.
Fingers crossed it stays up...

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