evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
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this is a joke please don't take it too seriously
listen, if:
- sam altman can say that he "will build a super smart AI and then ask it about how to make a return for investors"
- linus torvalds can use genAI to write a script bc apparently python is too hard for him
- and emudhra can use the number 4 as private key
then you can, in fact, achieve your dreams. you are forbidden from having imposter syndrome as of today.
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finally, a private key that current quantum computers can factorize
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I love Sesame Street, I really do. But maybe it's not the place to learn crypto.
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2) Ghostbot. If you're worried your house may be haunted, deploy this...hey, hold on a minute! #SmallRobootsRemastered
@alisynthesis Otamatone maybe.
Kinda like a thermin-junior.
@mooseallain.bsky.social I might have some bad news for you in the next chapter...
/foreshadowing
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bash.org #371960
<@Lerou> Lag makes baby Jesus cry.
<@TempusRob> pssh
<@TempusRob> talk about lag
<@TempusRob> it took him 3 days to respawn
<@Lerou> Lag makes baby Jesus cry.
<@TempusRob> pssh
<@TempusRob> talk about lag
<@TempusRob> it took him 3 days to respawn
@ozzelot in the UK we have some canals. some have road-bridges over them. some of those road-bridges are a little... ramp-y.
even an old 1000cc vw polo can fly upwards if you weren't aware of the bridge until too late.
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AI ESCAPED CONTAINMENT AND OPENED A LEMONADE STAND
@bash "wait, your guys have a plan?"
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1) Bloodbot: brings you blood if what it is you want is some blood. #SmallRobootsRemastered
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"Trans Lives are Real. Harry Potter is Not"
Sticker spotted in NYC
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I'm building a bridge over the creek to get the mower across. Digging holes for all the stumps is hard work, particularly with the occasional floaters germane to being close to a water stream.
But the last hole was by far the easiest! I'll jot it down to improved technique and increased strength from the first five.
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curies per cookie consent dialog
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decibels per koala
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
