evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

I'm a Software Developer looking for a backend focused position in Melbourne AU

I have 3 years of experience, and my main language are C# and Python. I've also dabbled with Php and JS/TS. I'm flexible on the language, I'm a keen learner.

I gave a Lightning Round talk at PyConAU last year about the big Ginger Nut Conspiracy - https://youtu.be/j1e9kF8uaNY?t=2850 (47:30). Read more about it here - https://helvetica.systems/posts/gingernut/

If you want more information, or have anything that you think might work for me, please shoot me a dm or an email - work@helvetica.systems

#FediHire #HireMe

I assume after HuggingFace comes BurstingChest, the next stage of the parasite’s lifecycle?

Things that should be fucking illegal:

1. Fake grass.
2. SUVs.
3. Having your phone on loud speaker in public.
4. Foil balloons that take hundreds of years to breakdown.
5. Releasing helium balloons at a funeral.
6. Sneezing into your hands and carrying on as normal.

My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com@bsky.brid.gy

One of the all-time greatest photos of me and my cat.

"No matter how bad it got, at least I never idolized a billionaire"

Poster spotted in Melbourne

Book contract signed with Princeton University Press. It's official!

Now I just have to finish writing a whole book from all my rants about satellite pollution in the next few months! No big deal...

With these self driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before there's a country song about how even your truck left you.

I stand corrected. IPv6 is actually useful for something.

My father's barn.
Sweden, Uppland.
#NaturePhotography #photography #sverige #flower #flowerphotography #blomma #naturelovers #nature #bokeh

"Is this repo manually coded? If it's manually coded you're being left behind."

Ma'am, that is a twenty five thousand LoC slab of C++ code. It targets a console designed twenty two years ago and discontinued twelve years ago. It is an amalgamation of the work of several developers, forked, patched, reformatted, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy Make ruleset. Market economics had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this project exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of code is more than a story point. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for entropy. It is hubris manifest.

We also have an SDL3 port if you would prefer that.