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@ozzelot at the time they were expensive, certainly in uk. lenses were big spends too - those nice vintage 80s lenses I picked up for tens of euros post-inflation were hundreds of euros pre-inflation when new

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There once was an X from place B
Who satisfied predicate P
The X did thing A
In a specified way
Resulting in circumstance C.

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Google Workspace Recommendations: look less cracked bitch wow wipes ass with money FUCK YOU burns 10 shipping containers of DDR5 hahahahahahahahhahaha

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meanwhile him and his billionaire buddies are doing their LEVEL FUCKING BEST to get rid of any aid or social programs that would help secure a future for the next generation they're so desperately looking to shove into factories.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but the department of education, save the loan department no longer exists currently.

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but rest assured, homeboy is telling you you aren't having enough kids to work in his gigafactories.

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I'll bet that pile of ketamine in a trench coat doesn't have a will or plan for succession for literally anything in his life right now.

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Kinda wanna see him eat lead salad just to see what the fallout would be.

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the world's first trillionaire is a nazi, and is or will be responsible for the death of millions through the closure of USAID.

Also, allegedly he's reached out to social media companies to stop them from posting this image of him doing exactly what you think he's doing.

So to Elon, I hope you get what you so richly deserve.

Edit: I've had armchair historians tell me he wasn't the first trillionaire, because lolinflation. Word cannot describe how goddamn stupid you sound when you make these arguments.

also had someone trying tell me that he isn't an actual nazi.

Listen, it looks like a nazi, kills millions like the nazis, even fucking salutes like the nazis. Your lack of pattern recognition is not my problem.

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Of course Niantic used Pokemon Go for location training on autonomous weapons, but we weren't worried because it was just a fun game that got people outside.

Of course Snapchat and Instagram used filters to train facial recognition, but we weren't worried because it made our selfies look better and that puppy tongue was so cute.

Of course 23&Me was building a blood quantum database, but we weren't worried because we were curious about our background and it was just harmless fun.

We've been training a surveillance apparatus beyond the wildest dreams of any dictator this whole time.

We weren't worried because it's not like a bigoted authoritarian regime would rise and start abusing it, right?

...right?

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40 bucks off marketplace. Needs a 4mm flat drive belt (on the way from aliexpress) but bodged it with 2x 1mm square belts for the time being. Looks and sounds sick

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Gotta admit, I’m glad they’re stripping Trump’s name from the Kennedy Center while he’s still alive and coherent enough to feel the burn.

@mattround you're missing the step where you borrow the money to set the site up first.

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Office has a censor filter in internal comms to replace swear words with other terms. Added a rule changing "AI" to "my cat", so we get "According to my cat..." and "I asked my cat and it said..."

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Via Everyone Hates Elon, London:

Imagine having enough wealth to end world hunger 166 times over but you chose not to (and chose to incite violence instead)

#EveryoneHatesElon #FuckElon #USpol #TaxTheRich #immigrant #racist #ukpol #HateSpeech #ChildPorn #BelfastRiots #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinClass #ElonMusk

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