evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
@foone usually bash scripts or infra issues here.
notebook and pen live next to my bed because otherwise I have to get up and do the thing :/
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turds per polynomial
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shitposts per carrot-meter
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After just having responded to the third #curl security report for the evening I noticed a post that cheered me up...
Have a good Friday everyone!
@moonrabbit found this stuff - am UK here, so regional links may need a shuffle:
loctite do a glass glue, should be searchable, this is one of the alternatives
@moonrabbit might screw with any touch-screeny stuff though, not sure how it interacts with coatings on glass I'm afraid
@moonrabbit windscreen repair kits for cars include it
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A security hiring strategy that I preach and practice: If the choice is between an (a) expert in the system we are securing with little to no security expertise and (b) a security expert with little to no system expertise - choose (a).
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@lowqualityfacts I mean, yeah we DO if that's where we are, but as a Northern Canadian Domesticated Bear, I'm not gonna head outside when there are flush facilities available. Not often, anyway.
@lowqualityfacts oh. oh no. he's unfishing for brown trout.
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Protect Our Forests Patch. Ah, the unrivaled beauty of our forests. They are one of the few pristine, untouched miracles of Mother Nature where lovely plants blossom and majestic animals roam...
...that bear is taking a shit, isn't it?
https://collabs.shop/flx5rx
@ManyRoads @lowqualityfacts I thought all bears were classified as Greek Orthodox?
The pope's toiletry habits are mostly unknown, though I have my suspicions around the al-fresco loo-roll carrying capabilities of those Swiss guard outfits myself...
@lowqualityfacts fully appropriate question. no guess, no find the mess ;-)
@anon_opin Casual Entertainments Organiser is a real thing, stop putting them all down
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Hey all. Hope your week goes as well as it can. Bit busy here. All fine, but, you know, STUFF. Anyhow, still sorting through the last batch of photos, so thought I'd post a soothing interlude, as sometimes a week needs more than just a silent Sunday. Maybe a tranquil Thursday.
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🎶 “it’s like a po-ot-hole, when you’re transport secretary” 🎶
Now *that’s* irony, Alanis.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/04/16/transport-secretary-heidi-alexander-car-towed-pothole/
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owning the libs
maintaining the libs
reviewing pull requests on the libs
setting up ci and fuzz tests for the libs
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A #blender cloth simulation, but every time it plays the cloth doubles in detail.
Watch until the end, you won't regret it...
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
