evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
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and when some old man yelled at cloud everyone ignored him but i guess he was right ... 😭
@anon_opin US cars in the 80s had a speedo range limit of 85mph on the dial.
didn't really have the effect you consider, plus lot of new cars now have digital dashes, so wouldn't really be as useful.
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Oooh, Purple Jeremy *has* been posted on Mastodon before, not long after I first joined, although the original is another 20-odd year old bit of silliness.
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And just to highlight how I am in NO WAY AT ALL stuck in a rut, the above haiku was written TWENTY-TWO YEARS AGO for this wee guy, called Purple Jeremy 😆
(I am aware that when I post this it is going to display far bigger than the source file & it's going to look awfully pixelated as a result - braces self)
@TarkabarkaHolgy why the heck did someone cast it on my 10yo son? :'(
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INTEGRITY MADE IT HOME 😭 SCIENCE FUCK YEAH 🩷🩷🩷
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Probably the highest score we’ve seen, can you do better..?
https://bsky.app/profile/cursedzebra.bsky.social/post/3mj56alisoc2f
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BBC news might want to get someone to moderate the automated headline feed because they put this up literally seconds before the comms blackout and it gave me a heart attack
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A helicopter. How quaint. I just arrived on Earth in my space capsule.
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Just checked on sales numbers for this (Lulu doesn’t do anything helpful like showing you graphs/stats, have to download a CSV), it’s at 456 copies sold
https://vole.wtf/doctype/
There won’t be a second issue, but there may be something related, and I’ve got another print project planned for autumn
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Both Donald Trump and his Slovene-born escort spent years calling for Obama’s birth certificate. I am calling for Melania Trump’s legal immigration papers: How did she get an “Einstein” visa for extraordinary abilities despite her blatant lie under oath about her college degrees?
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Capitalism is basically run by 2 industries:
- Big Oil
- Snake Oil
@wokerati - palm-grease too
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people keep telling me to touch grass but my computer says that file already exists
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
