evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

Fun fact I made a typo in sysmon-config many years ago, when I was working in Helpdesk.

I got my shot and was hired to the big firm with the big fancy expensive tools I would've never dreamed of.

Do you know what I find in that tool, auditing it?

My typo. They pasted it in. They just... copied the whole thing.

I sit at my desk. And I realize I was always enough.

You did it! 🥳

European Parliament just decided that Chat Control 1.0 must stop.

This means on April 6, 2026, Gmail, LinkedIn, Microsoft and other Big Techs must stop scanning your private messages in the EU. #PrivacyWins 💪

"Shhh"

All shot practically using real lighting, figures and miniature sets. I used the old school Peppers Ghost trick to create this shot. I flipped the final image to replicate the movie aspect.

I've always wanted to do this shot & luckily managed to convince my friend to lend me his figure although he was reluctant 😂.

#photography #ghostbusters #miniatures #libraryghost #ghosts #library #toyphotography #uniqueart #actionfigurephotography #creativephotography #miniaturephotography #movies

"I grant you one wish," the magic fish said.

"To eat my mother's pancakes again, just like when I was a child."

"Are you sure?"

"You think it frivolous?"

"No. But to grant it I must send you back to the child you were, with no adult memories."

"Would my life change?"

"You ask that every time."

#TootFic #MicroFiction #SmallStories

Love to see that Virgin UK/O2 have blacklisted "http://detectportal.firefox.com/canonical.html" (the URL Ffox uses to invoke a captive portal, such as the ones you have to clear in order to use public hotspots with Virgin as a provider). Also nice to see that they've copyrighted the error page.

#KesslerSyndrome is coming, @evilstevie ! We need space janitors! @jonty

… I forgot to provide a link, didn't I? See, that's why I prefer to avoid relying on my own memory.

'xafter' is available from my miscellaneous utilities page (also including 'after' and lots of other unrelated things):
https://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~sgtatham/utils/

There's this myth that automated spam detection is hard because spammers are all very clever masters of disguise.

No. Spammers are stupid as a shoe. They have dog shit for brains.

Automated spam detection is hard because the line between spam and "legitimate" marketing activity is a fiction.

our house, in the middle of the street 🎶

slooowwww games https://pippinbarr.com/as-slow-as-possible/

Screaming into a pillow as a productivity hack

ransomware except it leaks c-suite and board member browser histories for the last 90 days

ransomware except it forces only the executive staff, from managers and up, to retake the phishing training testing over and over again, and functions as a paywall on macs and windows boxes preventing them from using their computers untill they complete the training. and it spreads to their home devices, and specifically targets iphones and ipads of their kids as well