evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
@mattround visited a mate in NE brum. scary-bad there :/
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"What could this be?" [shake, shake]
"Maybe a gift card?" It could go either way, really...
This dragged in for twelve, fifteen minutes
TBH, by this time I was feeling pretty poorly—too many people, too much noise, my stomach had been sick all day
Finally, the person opened the box
And was bewildered—"what... what is this? Axolotls? Pole dancing‽"
It was the best/worst gift of the day, and it was raucous in the room
Y'all, no one—no one—would fess up to bringing it in!
A mouse pad (see below) and several coasters featuring this lovely axolotl, pole dancing 😂
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@mattround a very b3tan part of me is wondering how long before there's a "helicopter" version created...
@anon_opin party = beers, loud music, optional recreational vomiting later on
soiree = civilised evening, cheese, port, optional uber premium home
best = evening in, play with the kid, read a book, nice snooze.
damn, I think I got old
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TIL car tyre sizes (eg, 225/55R17) manage to combine metric (225mm width), a percentage for an aspect ratio (55%), and imperial (17 inch diameter). I think that’s just marvellous. Well done everyone.
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Someone just ordered 6 copies of DOCTYPE 🎉
(every order genuinely makes a difference in terms of what I can afford to do on the site next year)
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HTML is for life, not just for Christmas. This year, give the gift of Open Web.
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Jeez, I'm getting adverts for AI based tools to help me make prompts for the AI I don't use. This thing really has disappeared up its own arse, hasn't it.
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
