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The whole experience of the fedi is just yelling "hey nerds, I found something interesting..." into the abyss and the abyss going "fuck me, that is interesting"

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I have to inform you that your ai girlfriend was hosted on US-EAST-1. I'm so sorry for your loss :/

@gsuberland @foone for the faulty coil bit, suspect it misaligns one of the electron guns giving you a single colour shift

@gsuberland @foone from memory it was a 3-electron guns and masking so each gun could only hit a single colour-tinted set of dots/sites.
not sure how the dots/sites were arranged on the screen, seem to remember them being tiny hexagons per colour dot from the outside though

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@cynicalsecurity I could believe this.

Thief: "We need you to take down US-EAST-1".

Insider: "OK, but it will cost you."

Thief: "Name your price."

Insider: "I need the crown jewels of France."

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Now he's criticising the snake. Will his reign of terror never end

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@jonty I've seen a raspi on fire because of someone reckoning it'll host a server that then got 300+ connections over 2 minutes

@devlin @jonty wait, they can be used to trigger external sirens and hence request on-site attendance? this is a new and exciting development for me.
any documentation available on the quantity of cotton wool to apply per Pi Zero for best smoke emission?

@jonty less of your badmouthing hosting-on-Pi please. for some it's an ideal solution for where to store all their spare dust and issues.
looks like a bunch of control-plane is still going through the impacted region though, some more-dynamic pipelines were getting a bit of a beating even when theoretically hosted within the EU areas - if you have a look at the full services catalogue there are still the odd few that are purely run out of there. seems to be smaller / more experimental features.

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I’ve taken up climbing more regularly. It has its ups and downs.

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"Your adversary does not wait for you to finish patching." - The Art of Cyber War

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Argos were ideally poised to be Amazon. A digital warehouse in every city. They absolutely dropped the ball at every opportunity. A truly British tale of mediocrity.

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@gsuberland surely if you get moisture on the panel you now have a high-surface-area rice cooker as you attempt to dry it out?

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