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The maths proved it was a time machine. The issue was that the speed of travel was one second per second.

"Can you make it go faster?"

"Impossible. We can make it go slower though."

"So you age faster inside the machine? What use is that?"

"We thought we'd try it with some wine and cheese?"

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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@GossiTheDog what a massive cunt. someone kick him in the head a couple times.

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Representation’s important, esp during times like now where people are marginalised and turned into scapegoats regularly.

So here’s some stuff that, while none of your business, I’ll share in case it helps anyone feeling alone:

I’m non-binary & have gender dysphoria.
I’m prob demisexual & polyamorous.

I’ve got ADHD, ASD, & a history of depression, & panic/anxiety disorder.
I take anti depressants monitored by a psychiatrist, & see a therapist regularly.

Long COVID gave me Chronic Fatigue

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@vikki but if we don't Interconnect All The Things then how will we be served appropriate and targetted adverts?

/went online outside of my adblocker recently. it's hell out there :(

@LilahTovMoon had to google that :D

also now considering how expensive a Torosa Newton's cradle would be to construct

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Blah blah cyber attack.

Maybe we should just stop centralising and interconnecting absolutely everything to absolutely everything else.

These days you can’t even visit a website without it pulling the fonts, styles, images from a bazillion different sources rather than the site itself. Never mind ads and all the other cruft.

Now think about how we do that with entire IT systems and consider how trivial it is to break one thing that impacts a bazillion other things in an instant.

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