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How good is AI.

IKEA order arrived with a damaged box. The return AI booked a replacement drop off and pickup scheduled for Friday. All good zero touch customer rep experience. Status updates telling us it’s on the way etc.

Except it never arrived.

Called IKEA this morning took 45m of waiting and dealing with humans to discover. The AI had hallucinated the whole thing. The schedule was too tight For the warehouse to load the goods. So the AI just faked the rest of the delivery updates.

Cust rep couldn’t fix it so just created two new deliveries, one for the replacement and one for the damaged part pickup.
So much time wasted and inconvenience to our family.

Grr.

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This is:

⏹️ me catching up on all the news I've missed over the last week

⏹️ you when you read that I'd been to the seaside and remembered how I get a bit overenthusiastic with shells

⏹️ both of the above

#sillyScribbles #googlyEyes #nonsense

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when I saw the @weirdunits post yesterday about carrots per ohm I spent about 30 seconds trying to decide whether or not to actually go measure a carrot for a laugh, and I'm glad I did because the results were actually way more interesting than I expected. so there's a lesson. always go do the silly thing.

chaos.social/@gsuberland/11514

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Cartoon

Farage exhibits his patriotism (labeled USA but could equally well be Russia)

#Cartoon #Farage #MortenMorland

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People will believe any old shite when it's claimed to be about trans people.

I've seen it myself, my scum family made up all manner of lies about me to justify pushing me out, and the worst thing was people took them at face value.

Now I'm seeing this stuff being used to prepare the masses for a genocide, and people are just lapping it up. I know when it's all over they'll be all "But we didn't know!", because of course they will.

Never again, my arse.

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Bobby Brainworms.

Who wore this rotting skin-suit best, Edgar, Dr. Channard or Dr. Pretorius?
jwz.org/b/ykuz

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The “problem” with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.

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Found the orange cat that's been hoarding all the collective brain cells.

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i've invented adult lego. it's regular lego, BUT, get this, you're nude

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If anyone not-too-evil wants to sponsor it I’m open to offers though, could flash up a different line of promo text with every load

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@mattround rats. can't believe I'm disqualified automatically :)

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I have the feeling that a lot of the people that I follow here on mastodon have gone inactive over the time. A lot of the content that I see is automated. If you see this, maybe interact with this post, or boost it so I can find some more people to follow and socialize :)

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Remember, if you say it with confidence, you can get away with saying "nine fives of availability" in presales meetings

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This is your Mastodon admin speaking.

To verify your account please let me know how to quit vi, because I’ve been stuck in it for hours SEND HELP

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@Peternimmo The ECHR was created for a reason. Specifically, it was created in the aftermath of the Second World War, with Britain being very instrumental in its creation, to stop Nazis from happening again.

And those who find they are obstructed by anti-Nazi measures are telling us clearly who they are.

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“The Torment Nexus definitely has positive uses. I personally use it frequently for looking up song lyrics and tracking my children’s medication doses. I find it helpful.”

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Mastod1 be nice. (sorry, closed for new registrations after a bunch of 'commercial/spamming' accounts jumped in - rule 3 on site)