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Keir Starmer: you are actually the leader of the Labour Party, so stop letting your every utterance and decision to be influenced by what Reform voters think. I don't give a fuck what Reform voters think. Deliver Labour policies, you fanny.

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BREAKING NEWS: Trump is stuck on the roof of the White House. An aide attempted to assist the president, showing him the stairs. Trump angrily yelled that he came up those stairs and he needs down stairs, not up stairs.

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When keygen goes too hard...🎵🦠👾 Download/stream responsibly: fanlink.tv/patch

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I regret to inform you that this is how basically every company's internal security operates. blow all the budget on the expensive shiny box that can ostensibly tell you when an attacker even farts in the vicinity of a server, then ignore all the logs.

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The mathematician John Venn was born on this day in 1834. To commemorate the occasion, here’s a poem in the form of a Venn diagram.

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hacker: i am spying on you through your webcam

linux user: omg you got it working?

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PS I might not respond immediately to any of the brilliant suggestions I'm expecting ❤️

This is because my mind and body can't agree on who's authorised to give the 'sudo sleep' command 🤣

🧵Zzz/2

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I need “something” inside my mothers house, actively/periodically checking the nearby devices and report them to the Google Find Network.

Currently latest report is often hours old and often sent by devices in the neighbourhood.

I’m thinking about:
- Obsolete android always-on-phone
- Raspberry pi with a bluetooth module

I could use some tips on how to achieve this with the little free time I have..

#Bluetooth #Android #RaspberryPi
#AskFedi #FediHelp

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I've got a nerd #AskFedi question, expectations are high since we are on the Fediverse 😘

Situation: I’ve tagged mothers keys with bluetooth trackers. I hate this stuff, but she’s suffering from dementia and I also need some sleep. I'm using android trackers, e.g. the Google Find Hub. I hate this too.
#Caregiving #Alzheimers #Dementia

Question: How can I improve the bloody “home tracking abilities” of these #%#@! trackers on Google Find network?
#Bluetooth #Android #RaspberryPi #FediHelp

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RIP Roger Burton, costume designer for Hackers. He kindly lent us Angelia’s biker jacket and Jonny’s gilet for EMF last year. He really wanted to be there too. The costumes were inspired by 1990s NYC Gay Pride. A man ahead of his time.

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banana equivalent doses per questionable undulation

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WiFi should be banned from planes. They should be a refuge from work and all forms of contact. Enjoy the few hours not doing anything. The email can wait.

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I no longer identify as Nigerian, Badenoch says.
Well I no longer identify as my previous gender but according to your party you can't just not identify.

#trans #transrights #transrightsarehumanrights #uk #ukpol

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"It has been six years since the Gender Autonomy Act was passed in Iceland. In those six years, none of the usual fears that anti-trans advocates warn against have manifested - and trans people, non-binary people and intersex people have enjoyed increased rights and protections."

"The law allowed people to change name and legal gender marker by filling in a form with the national registry (no medical diagnosis required), non-binary people were legally recognised and can get ID accordingly, and health care for young people was enshrined in law."

Planet earth calling UK, are you there ...?

Thread 🧵 here -
bsky.app/profile/uglastefania.

#Trans #Transrights #TransRightsAreHumanRights

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Hackers in 2003: "Hey look, I hooked up my fridge to the internet!"

Hackers in 2025: "phew, finally got my fridge off the internet! 💪"

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