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I got laid off today. Eek!

I am looking for a role as a staff software engineer (backend focus) working on high-volume large-scale distributed systems.

Some keywords: backend / Ruby / Ruby on Rails / Go (Golang) / AWS / Terraform / frontend / Type­Script / React / full-time / remote-first

Some more details on what I offer here: denisdefreyne.com/notes/get-me

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#GetFediHired #Ruby

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IT'S (checks notes) FRIDAY!!!

*waves hello*

Still offline for a few more days, and only remembered to bring one dancer with me.

Back soon with more photos and nonsense, but as ever, have a good weekend if you possible can :HumphStomp:

#FridaySparklyDancers #sillyScribbles

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FACT: if you're not gay on the computer then Alan Turing died for nothing

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All of Trump's various social media rants make absolute sense if you imagine at the same time he's trying hard to shift a stubborn turd without "doing an Elvis".

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"If you don't start using AI you're going to be left behind."

Nope, we're going to leave your ass behind. We'll keep automating with testable, repeatable, infrastructure-as-code. Our repos will be well documented by engineers, well organized, and easy to understand. We'll keep honing our skills while you generate copious slop. Oh, and take your poorly veiled threat and and shove it way back up your ass where it belongs. </rant>

@jonty that's a good case for distributed voice-to-text malware... fill up some S3 buckets with coffeeshop chat and filter by "your.company.name"

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@Richard_Littler you can also eat 100 gourmet meals at Michelin-starred restaurants in the same way.
not a personal recommendation, but if you need other things to digest before you consume...

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LLMs are mansplaining as a service, but more specifically that type of mansplainer who googles your question and replies authoritatively with the first result that comes up, despite having zero understanding himself.

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Ooooooh, is it still Friday? It's still Friday somewhere isn't it? Been super-busy and this is the first chance I've had to say WOO HOO IT'S THE WEEKEND!

As ever, have a good one, if you possibly can :HumphStomp:

#FridaySparklyDancers #sillyScribbles #nonsense

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Any size of motor on a cycle should require the rider to have a licence, insurance and number plates. Motor + cycle = MOTORCYCLE.

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Wow. So I installed the Gemini CLI on my work computer, 'cause work is all in on this stuff, and asked it for some help with Google stuff, 'cause their documentation does not match their tools, and... I am not sure what additional information beyond my prompt is being sent, but the responses indicate that this is a *fantastic* way to leak data to Google, and if you care about keeping anything on your machine from Google you should carefully understand what, beyond the prompt, it's sending.

@anon_opin ...but his animal hybridisation project was where his talents really stood out.

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Mastod1 be nice. (sorry, closed for new registrations after a bunch of 'commercial/spamming' accounts jumped in - rule 3 on site)