evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

People told me to spend Easter in the spirit of Jesus. So I got hammered.

Someone in the Vatican: jd vance is coming to see you.

Pope Francis: Tell him I died.

Someone: But sir, we'll have to fake your death

Pope Francis: *packing suitcase* Did I fucking stutter.

Four years ago we introduced this #curl graph

Blessed be the AI makers.

Developing thought: highly "successful" people who thrive in a dysfunctional society would be sociopaths & psychopaths in a fully-functional society.

lol, no

In other news, I think I'm going to be able to make a delightfully silly cyberdeck thing with this old kid's toy. The black square is a full 720x720 display that entirely fits within the "screen" recess, and still leave room for the punch cards to be inserted behind it. Originally those determined which of 64 different sequences the buttons had to be pushed in, to teach counting or words or whatever the card had printed on it. In mine, that will be what accesses different modes. Want to see the weather report? Insert the weather report card. I think it might actually be an interesting experiment in a more deliberate, intentional form of mobile computing.

I’ve been positing this every year for sixteen years.