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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
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euros per DNS query
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Scovilles per bee
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git commits per password
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Happy 8th birthday to infosec.exchange 🎂🎈🎈🎉
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The key to a productive afternoon is the decoy keyboard.
#catsofmastodon #cats #productivity #pets
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I just made this silly but accurate thing. I'm silly too and i love it, but also i'm serious in my silliness.
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Found some teeny tiny flowers in the lawn. I like these ones, because it looks like they've just licked something unpleasant, and are trying to wipe the taste away with their fluffy hands.
Yes it does. Shush now.
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Edit: apparently this post is incorrect and Oracle has, in fact, not acknowledged the breach.
Oracle finally admits its cloud was hacked https://cybersecuritynews.com/oracle-acknowledges-data-breach/amp/
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@JennyList "we can all see he is eating crayons again, but in such a highly intelligent way that you wouldn't get it"
riiiiiiiiiight...
@JennyList fairfx.com might be useful for occasional use, not sure how much their rates are 'off' to cover low/zero fees on conversions.
@maxleibman if all you are worth is money then you can be bought with no question.
if all your value is things you own then you can be replaced by an appropriately-constructed container with no loss.
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It will never not be funny to me that I have to occasionally change the oil in my telephone switch.
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Leaving this in the guest bedroom bedside drawers like it’s a Gideons’ Bible.
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Apparently Automattic are laying off around one in six of their workforce. And I'm one of the unlucky ones.
Anybody remote hiring for a UK-based full-stack web developer (in a world that doesn't seem to believe that full-stack developers exist anymore) with 25+ years professional experience, specialising in PHP, Ruby, JS, HTML, CSS, devops, and about 50% of CMSes you've ever heard of (and probably some you haven't)... with a flair for security, accessibility, standards-compliance, performance, and DexEx?
CV at: https://danq.me/cv/index.html
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Guess what % of plastics have been #recycled? No prizes :(
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When I asked Oracle for comment, a PR person responded and offered a comment on the condition I not attribute it in any way to Oracle. When I said no, the PR person said Oracle was declining to comment.
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
