evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

Today I learned that the Alien franchise is owned by Disney, which means that every xenomorph egg that hatches, being a daughter of the xenomorph queen, is technically a Disney princess

I reached a new level of Pagliacci'ing myself: I googled something and got exactly one result: ME.

The problem with getting an open ended assignment like "make a presentation on a project you did" is the real question is, how stupid do I get with it?

Because unfortunately I'm me and there's a lot of range of possible stupid.

The #MAGA crowd should be investigated for elder abuse. They force this weird, old, diaper-wearing pensioner with cognitive impairment - probably dementia - to talk in public. He's so confused that he gibbers & makes no sense. I've owned socks that were more lucid. #TrumpMeltdown

Pole Dancing Frogs 6x6

What's that? Have I found more shell photos? Why, yes. I have. Thank you for asking!

(sorry, I can't resist them, they have so much character)

#sillyScribbles #photography #shell #googlyEyes #silly #nonsense

“Jerry, I know we hired you in Atlanta, but your job is now in Raleigh, NC and you need to move to keep your position and can no longer work from the beach”

“Let me think about that…”

Watching the fash rioting across Northern England. We are sick to our soul.

The true art of delegation is giving someone a task you could do yourself in half the time knowing full well that you will end up doing it all yourself on the day of the deadline and having to do twice as much work to unpick their cockups.

Tired: This is a trans safe account 🏳️‍⚧️

Wired: This is a transphobic UNSAFE account ⁠🏳️‍⚧️

average person uses 3 floppy disks a year factoid actualy just statistical error. average person uses 0 floppy disks per year. @foone, who lives in California & and uses over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I just watched Matt Denton’s video making his scaled-up Lego motorbike, which I got to ride at @emf

I really like the way the couple of necessary bits of metal support have been disguised!
https://youtu.be/rAm-lMeZ-uE?si=GfUYyag8ZnZStog_

Hot-spotted to someone else's connection for this, so must log off & not get distracted, but I have photos of SEAL PUPS to share when I get back to broadband. They are SO CUTE!

Nice little nerdy computer with sensible-looking spec & low price https://tulip.computer

Britain really is broken, isn't it.

Just perfect