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Knock knock!!!

who's there

Hike

hike who?

Unsuspecting son.
Dad waiting with
bated breath.
Sets the perfect trap.

#dadjokes #haiku

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“When drivers fail to yield for pedestrians, it’s not because they can’t see them, it’s because they don’t care.” Kudos to @VisionZeroYVR for this brilliant intervention. momentummag.com/vision-zero-ca #TheWarOnCars

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If vaccines caused autism, we would have high speed rail.

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Wait… so does the Easter bunny have a cloaca?

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Angel: resurrection?

Chalmers: in this part of Jerusalem? at this time on the Roman calendar? Using these burial customs? Localized entirely entirely within Joseph of Arimathea's tomb?

Angel: yes?

apostle Thomas: may I see it?

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Internet comes in via geosynchronous satellite that is directly ahead and can’t pass through the three masts, so we’ve altered course slightly to check email for the first time in a few days.

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Everyone wants a simple solution to the xz incident but the reality hurts. It's going to be expensive and hard work but if we all work together to yeet computers into the sun we might just be able to solve it

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I read somewhere that Fitbits are just modern day Tamagotchis and the stupid animal you’re trying to keep healthy is just you. I think about that a lot.

@letoram @SwiftOnSecurity that's an easy fix:
open up terminal
lsusb -v
find the webcam in the list
note down the 14th and 378th characters in the id
vi /etc/init.d/dev/webcam...
[17 dense pages omitted for brevity]
recompile the kernel twice
shutdown -r
wait 16 seconds, then
shutdown -r
and hey presto, you have a working webcam.
it only functions in negative greyscale for now, and the vertical flip can be confusing initially but is fine once you're used to it.

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If you’re a neurodivergent christian CEO of your parent’s company, you’ve got the triple ‘tism!
Au-, bap-, and nepo-!

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Was thinking about tortoises. Got a bit confused. Think I need to get some sleep. Sweet dreams all 💤 🐢 💤

#sillyScribbles #tortoise #silly #nonsense #drawing

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Very pleased to see a caterpillar when out and about earlier.

They seemed slightly less pleased to see me.

#sillyScribbles #photography #silly #drawing

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🐶💩⛳️ NEW THING!
We’ve created the ultimate 3D sports game, you can even choose a small/medium/large dog to suit your throwing style
vole.wtf/dog-poo-golf/

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bad idea: A mouse cursor that's not just a simple floating pointer, it's a cat/dog paw... but it stretches all the way to an edge of the screen like it's a really long leg

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Mastod1 be nice. (sorry, closed for new registrations after a bunch of 'commercial/spamming' accounts jumped in - rule 3 on site)