evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

got nerd sniped by a McDonald radio advert boasting about them using british beef since the 90's and i was like "thats a bad time to start using British beef"

the secret to getting good, genuine smiling photos of children is to start by taking the normal awkward ones, then say “fart” and keep clicking away

guaranteed gorgeous photos

Good morning lovely people.

Have a CONKER OF DOOM.

#sillyScribbles #photography #autumn #nature

https://jon-e.net/surveillance-graphs#the-near-future-of-surveillance-capitalism-knowledge-graphs-get-chatbots

Two things that happened this week:
- YouTube started banning the use of ad blockers
- Google was found serving ads with malware

Today's comic. On Hancock's Half Hour of potentially self-incrimination evidence...

🎶🎶Only shooting stars break the mold🎶🎶

Messing about while trying to work out some diplomatic phrasing for an annoying email.

The rainbow worms are helping.

#animation #googlyEyes #sillyScribbles #rainbow

so i called up the captain
"please bring me my memes"
he said, "we haven't had that dankness here
since 42069"

this toot *fucking sucks* lol, i should be hit over the head with a ragecomic for it

🎶 welcome to the hotel california
such a fucked up place
sponsored by squarespace 🎶

*NEW POST*

Get into the spirit of the season with my latest post about Hallowmas traditions in Shropshire. I really hope you enjoy reading 👻

https://nearlyknowledgeablehistory.blogspot.com/2023/10/hallowmas-traditions-in-shropshire.html

#Folklore #Hallowmas #Shropshire #Traditions #Spooky #Halloween #Folktales

did you know if you start playing dark side of the moon and the wizard of oz at the same time you can't hear either very well and it's frustrating

Mental Break

10/

Live your life with the enthusiasm of a toddler yelling into the toilet bowl. #Blessings 🙏

Week 20 of the Friday Sparkly Rainbow Dancers. 20?!

I had big plans to make them all do a big dance routine in celebration of big round number, but life got in the way, then the rainbows started chasing each other, then some dancers couldn't keep time & others refused to change their moves, so instead I give you DANCING RAINBOW CHAOS.

Anyhow, as ever, sending good vibes for all nice things you want from your weekend.

#FridaySparklyDancers #SillyScribbles #animation #dance #silly #drawing

Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world...

The winners of this year's "Small World" micro-photo competition are out. I'm especially intrigued by this astonishing shot: a struck match, caught at the exact moment of ignition.
(It ended up in second place, go figure.) #science #photography
https://www.nikonsmallworld.com/galleries/2023-photomicrography-competition

Journalists: Mastodon seems great...BUT CAN IT SCALE?

*A few months go by. Mastodon gains millions of new accounts. Everything is still fine.*

Journalists: Mastodon seems great...BUT CAN IT SCALE?