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Two things that happened this week:
- YouTube started banning the use of ad blockers
- Google was found serving ads with malware

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Today's comic. On Hancock's Half Hour of potentially self-incrimination evidence...

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Fungi are generally so hardy that it would take a literal meteor to drive the extinction of most known species 

🎶🎶Only shooting stars break the mold🎶🎶

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Messing about while trying to work out some diplomatic phrasing for an annoying email.

The rainbow worms are helping.

#animation #googlyEyes #sillyScribbles #rainbow

@TrickeryandMisery *takes notes*

will they remember the hard work you did for an office move? no

will they remember the mains voltage through the office chair? also no, but for different reasons

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so i called up the captain
"please bring me my memes"
he said, "we haven't had that dankness here
since 42069"

this toot *fucking sucks* lol, i should be hit over the head with a ragecomic for it

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🎶 welcome to the hotel california
such a fucked up place
sponsored by squarespace 🎶

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did you know if you start playing dark side of the moon and the wizard of oz at the same time you can't hear either very well and it's frustrating

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Live your life with the enthusiasm of a toddler yelling into the toilet bowl. #Blessings 🙏

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Week 20 of the Friday Sparkly Rainbow Dancers. 20?!

I had big plans to make them all do a big dance routine in celebration of big round number, but life got in the way, then the rainbows started chasing each other, then some dancers couldn't keep time & others refused to change their moves, so instead I give you DANCING RAINBOW CHAOS.

Anyhow, as ever, sending good vibes for all nice things you want from your weekend.

#FridaySparklyDancers #SillyScribbles #animation #dance #silly #drawing

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The winners of this year's "Small World" micro-photo competition are out. I'm especially intrigued by this astonishing shot: a struck match, caught at the exact moment of ignition.
(It ended up in second place, go figure.) #science #photography
nikonsmallworld.com/galleries/

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Journalists: Mastodon seems great...BUT CAN IT SCALE?

*A few months go by. Mastodon gains millions of new accounts. Everything is still fine.*

Journalists: Mastodon seems great...BUT CAN IT SCALE?

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Well, well, well. The Kraken has cracked. Conspiracy peddler and avid Dr. Pepper consuming wacko Sidney Powell has pled guilty in the GA RICO case to six counts of conspiracy to interfere with performance of election duties. She is likely getting a deal with prosecutors in exchange for testimony against Donald Trump. It’s a full on Heinz-57 day at Mar-a-Lago!

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Big Bird invented Snuffleupagus because he could no longer bear the psychological weight of being the sole surviving megafauna in the Sesame Street ecosystem

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@SwiftOnSecurity also, why are we so badly damaged by venom of creatures for which we are not the target prey or natural threat?
an "intelligent design" approach would surely minimise the broad-spectrum agent approach which sees scuba divers hurt by a blue-ringed octopus?
unless... humans were the intended prey all along.
I, for one, welcome our new tentacled overlords, etc etc

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There are *ads* in the *start bar* in Windows 11, in an operating system I paid for. Whose joke of enshittification is this?

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