evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
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@SwiftOnSecurity on my new hire onboarding training deck I present I have a slide that just says:
“Dance like nobody is watching, Slack like one day it’ll be read aloud at a deposition.”
@jonty "Well, that went as well as could be expected, didn't it, right? Though I might have to make a small adjustment to the drop. A touch painful on re-entry."
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This is a huge benefit of working from home and it needs to be trumpeted from the rooftops. Any company that forces workers back with one side of their face and claims to be caring about the environment out of another should be called out.
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Never do something so terrible you get Elon Musk to defend you.
@eclectech she's keeping quiet on whether she did a Cameron to its poor head after slaughter, I note.
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keming: (n) what happens to words when your font has poor kerning
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@bartek @tryst @SwiftOnSecurity
VINCENT: You know what they call a foot massage in Paris?
JULES: They don't call it a foot massage?
VINCENT: No, man, they got the metric system there. They wouldn't know what a foot is.
@Wildheart_Baby I'm between your options in screen res (416x416 round) but also amoled. black is your new battery-saving best friend if you have always-on set :)
@Wildheart_Baby nice :) how are you building faces? if watchmaker, may be able to share ;)
@Wildheart_Baby (I play with WatchMaker from time to time, target-device round flat-tire-less wear-os)
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The existence of a Barbie Mount Rushmore implies the existence of a Barbie genocide and a Barbie settler colonialism. I have no idea what to do with this knowledge.
@Wildheart_Baby nice, whatcha got?
@eclectech riiiiiiight
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Went for a nice coffee with a friend this morning. Walked home and the weather was pleasant, and people I passed were friendly, and I followed a really cute curly-haired waddling dog for a while, and I was reminded of Kurt Vonnegut's urge to notice when things are good.
So, aye, hope you're all as well as can be this Friday.
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Once you open WireShark you realize all these machines are fucking eachother all the time.
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🎶 I got my first ugly monkey pic
Bought it from the yacht ape club
Talked about it 'til my throat bled
Was the summer of NFT
Me and some guys from discord
Had a DAO we tried real hard
Jimmy quit and Jody got married
I should've known we'd fucked it real hard
Oh, when I look back now
That hype seemed to last forever
And if I had the choice
Yeah, I'd always wanna buy in
Those were the best days of my life 🎶
@Wildheart_Baby "member of parliament for X. people of X, try harder next time. this member is spewing more crap than a water company after a damp spell."
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
