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so turns out the tories were basically happy for concrete to fall on kids' heads so long as they could keep funnelling cash to their pals. and for some reason you still can't legally liquidise them

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Nothing sums up this year more than Zoom demanding that their employees come back to the office instead of remote working.

Nothing.

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Honestly, seeing how badly burning man visitors dealt with the mud, they should never visit Glastonbury.

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This whole Church of Scientology freaking out over how right to repair will force them to open up how their e-meters work thing is my favourite current side plot. 🍿

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I just found this video on my phone. I saved it in 2018 for this very moment when I knew you would need to see it. Sound on....

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well I think it’s probably time that, with a heavy heart, we simply allow the burning man site and everyone in it to sink into the mud

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The badger anniversary led me to pop over to b3ta for the first time in a while. Was my first online community and the nostalgia is strong.

Also feel a bit old.

Anyhow, they have a one word challenge going on at the moment - beans - so it felt polite to join in.

#silly #PhotoShop #beans #b3ta

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🎶 It was 20 years ago today
That a badger video starts to play
It was guaranteed to raise a smile
Which was at the time the style
So let me introduce to you
A mushroom and a snake, too
Mr Weebl's badger badger vid 🎶

@1dalm @lowqualityfacts an apple a day keeps the doctor away because the doctor doesn't like being pelted with hard, near-spherical fruits.
a frog will need a different approach to ward off an entire national goverment, but this should not be beyond the reach of an extremely large frog released from sufficient altitude

@MostlyHarmless I have just apologised to my lad that I did not do this for him in his younger years. he has fornally forgiven me for the blatant parental oversight.

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Paw Patrol snacks from Lidl under urgent recall because the URL on the pack has been compromised and is serving hardcore porn

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Mastod1 be nice. (sorry, closed for new registrations after a bunch of 'commercial/spamming' accounts jumped in - rule 3 on site)