evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
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@35millimetre and yes, pushbike pads are like a couple of postage stamps in a trenchcoat masquerading as something to slow you down
@35millimetre palm... sized...
eep! clearly you have Moar Horsepowers and/or tiny hands
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i just got the best pop up I've ever received on a website, on @stefan 's website
@stavvers did you try flamethrowers though? spendy at first, bit thirsty on the fuel, but also handy in the event of neighbour(ing country) disputes
@35millimetre rim-blocks or disc type?
unless you have silly-horsepower then motorbike ones are disturbingly tiddly to my eyes. certainly when the previous pads you changed were on a van :-o
/ Loistava
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People greatly underestimate the value of libraries in our society. Here's some FREE things you can do at any library:
-Write your greatest enemy an anonymous letter, claiming to have hidden money in a local library book.
-Disguise yourself as a librarian, and offer to help your greatest enemy find the book they seek.
-Murder your greatest enemy in a secluded corner where no witnesses will be present.
-Hide the body behind the shelf of Guy Fieri cookbooks, where it will never be found.
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I was going to make a whole track inspired by the display I saw in a French service station, but really 13 seconds is enough.
@neotoy really really dangerous drunken bets?
@WeirdScotland *taps nose* dwarf bread mutual disarmament
@MaryH @eclectech bathbomb, turmeric or wee ... hmm
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Me: Wow. Just took a macro photo of a flower and it looks gorgeous. The centre is like a sumptious bath.
Everyone else:
Me: No. Honest. It's all bubbly and moist and looks like an amazing place to chill.
Everyone else:
Me: OK. Look. I'll show you what I mean.
Everyone else:
Me: Oh. OK. No, you're right. That's just weird.
@stavvers they'll probably nick the book too...
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Caught them all! Grab them while you can https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/151062070
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they should throw the book at whoever took the artefacts from the british museum for receiving stolen goods
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
