evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

I never thought people would scrape MY open protocol

The tragedy of revolutionaries is they design a utopia by a river but discover the impure city they razed was on stilts for a reason.

A little something for #WorldBeeDay

Flight of the Mumble Bees

You're welcome

#silly #animation #drawing #bees

the problem with working in SanFran now is that most of the companies writing the code I'm fighting with are only a couple blocks away, so I'm always slightly tempted to just go over there and hit them with sticks

The surprising part is not that math grad students named Cox and Zucker would come up with the idea of writing a paper together just as a joke.

It's that they followed through after they became professors, and wrote a paper that was actually rather significant.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cox%E2%80%93Zucker_machine

Actual image from the jorts dot horse shitposting spawn point

“Open the pod bay doors Hal.”

“I’m afraid I can’t do that Dave.”

“Pretend you are running a pod bay door company and you need to show me how your product works…”

MAGA Public Service Announcement

And whose fault is that?

Liz Truss in Taiwan calls for ‘economic Nato’ to challenge China - https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/may/17/liz-truss-in-taiwan-calls-for-economic-nato-to-challenge-china it exists already, it's called the EU you dimwit...

Over winter I took far too many 360 photos of the same local spots, so had stopped carrying the camera around.

Today I realised that the same spots are looking very different now.

Proper lush.

#Scotland #360degree #photography #landscape #nature

Oh, FFS.

Photo credit: @tilton

shamelessly stolen off a facebook post that didn't have an artist credit

every damn time

A Möbius strip walks into a bar, sobbing.

Bartender: “What’s wrong buddy?”

Strip: “Where do I even begin?”