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It could happen to any one of us: Get a war surplus grenade launcher in the office Secret Santa, accidentally destroy the office minutes later. Any one of us.

bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-64

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When even the *BBC* start putting up articles about Twitter blocking Mastodon - you know the birdman has screwed up big time.

bbc.co.uk/news/technology-6399

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It is a truism that furries make the internet go, but we must remember there are scalies in the mix too. I know of many a vital system that still runs on a mainframe and that is maintained by a team of dedicated COBOLds.

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*Kidzbop song plays* my 4yo: they were 𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙙 to say "fuck"

@healyn I think the "boner!" tshirt may have crossed the line :(

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Yer man Kim Jong-un has a new rocket motor he wants to show off. Trouser width, sadly, has been censored. So much for free speech. #KimJongUnTrouserWatch

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@evilstevie hundreds of cats are abducted by sheep every year, so sad

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I cannot put off doing chores any longer, but one last photo from earlier because the sign made me chuckle.

It felt... redundant.

#photo #sign #snow

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if you subscribe to Mastodon Blue, you're allowed to fuck the extinct elephant dinosaur

@healyn this is all lies and can get you kicked out of the Natural History Museum pretty quickly :(

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Serious, cat-based, Santa stare 

This is the creepiest of Christmas tunes isn't it? Far too sinister.

#silly #cat #santa #festive #CatsOfMastodon #GoodOrBad #NaughtyOrNice

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Weird fluffy advent, day 16 

Have you been naughty or nice? Not long now until the Festive Fluff Monster of Judgement appears under your tree.

#FluffyAdvent #silly #festive #Christmas #creature #picture #AdventCalendar

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I think the big moment where it all went wrong for Elon Musk was when he spent over $40b on a website full of battle hardened shitposters who don’t like him.

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#LEGOdrama 3 

Drama at Al's barber shop as Chewie asks for a perm.

#LEGOdrama

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