Blueberry pays no bills. Lives rent free. Has no job. Gets food delivered directly to her mouth everyday. Sleeps in. Snores without caring how loud she is. Destroys nearly every gift ever given to her. Drools on literally everything just because she can. And she. Literally. Just. Sighed.
UK politics
Angela Eagle at #pmqs "This year the Tory party has given us five education secretaries, four chancellors, three prime ministers, two leadership coups and........... the partridge has sold the pear tree to pay for the gas bill"
@floppyplopper @stavvers he can already make batteries catch fire and get cheered on by his fanboys, can you imagine how pleased he will be if he can take out cities with a meltdown?
@doot @ben true story: I had a friend who a decade ago worked at Sears. She was trying to sell Sodastreams to customers that walked by. One woman asks her if it has ti be water. "No. Honestly, you could probably carbonate your own pee if you wanted to." The customer stopped, then picked up a Sodastream from the pile.
"My husband is going to learn a valuable lesson about taking my sodas."
@alistaircoleman possibly was, if you've "adopted" her wine already ;)
@alistaircoleman do you need a corkscrew and a straw?
#LEGOdrama 1
Drama at the Brick Bank as Han has stern words with the bank manager about lack of wheelchair access for Chewie who is stricken with gout.
#Twitter - Too many links to post here right now, but worth noting reports that Musk is now refusing to pay various bills due and working to find ways to prevent paying severance to former #Twitter employees, while labor experts are saying he is likely to face a mass wave of lawsuits from fired employees, vendors, etc.
Remember friends, a dinosaur isn't just for Christmas. You should probably stop to think whether you should, even if you could.
But *if* you could, I've made this handy guide.
Weird fluffy advent, day 14
Time for a festive pupper I think.
#FluffyAdvent #silly #festive #Christmas #picture #AdventCalendar #pug #dog #dogsofmastodon
@Richard_Littler @actuallyautistic get multi-device pairing headphones and pair them with everything. get a second pair to swing-shift the recharging time too.
not great, long way from ideal, but works for travelling as well.
The best thing I've ever done as an IT professional is install adblockers for elderly and non-computer-literate clients. Everyone should use them. It's not even just an aesthetics thing, it's an "ads are responsible for serving tons of malicious scripts that trick people into calling numbers or clicking links that lead to scammy shit" thing.
Fuck ads.
Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.