evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
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Bluesky have started blocking links to @ddosecrets
https://www.wired.com/story/bluesky-blocks-links-to-major-leak-of-dhs-data/
There is no central blocking function in Mastodon. Do not in any way retoot this link https://ddosecrets.org/article/icepick
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Hello, Little People Living Inside Of My Computer,
I have made my second ever YouTube video briefly discussing the Chinese government trying to compromise companies in Malaysia.
It was fun.
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The biggest reason to distrust billionaires is how they spend their time. Any reasonable person with that cash would be gone from public life so fast you’d need scientific notation to measure their velocity, not sticking around shitposting on incel social networks and fellating creepy politicians.
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The Fediverse tonight feels like a collective wake for Patrick Stewart. Thank you, my fellow nerds.
@gsuberland "if you do something you love, you'll never work a day in your life" but in obsessed chemical/electrical engineering?
this is Initial though, so those are probabluly hooked up to a 2-way price-controlled output that either flushes or squirts "flower" smell depending on the current cost overhead of sprays vs cleaning fluid...
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Gonna make a bot that picks a random LinkedIn post every day and replies "Must be a skill issue".
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Had a guy round to fix a broken window. Apologised as I moved a pile of Lego out of the way so he could get at it.
"Don't worry about it, I have kids too."
Ha ha, yes of course, children. Obviously that's who left these toys lying about the place.
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New fun insult just dropped: “I see you are committed to your current level of understanding.”
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Congrats to Apple on inventing the touchscreen laptop, a thing every other laptop maker invented 12 years ago and then mostly dropped because it turned out nobody wanted that
@ozzelot do they display a picture of the contents on the outside of the doors too?
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It’s 1986 and my mother is shouting at me to stop touching the computer, I’m wasting my life.
It’s 2016 and I am fixing mother’s computer, regaling her about the variety of rich opportunities computer touching has given me in my life.
It’s 2026 and I am cursing my mother for ever letting me touch a computer. I have wasted my life.
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@nyanbinary this is my emotional support management interface.
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little-known fact: the worst video game ever, E.T., was even more difficult to play on the HP LaserJet.
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Hello, Little People Living Inside Of My Computer,
I have made my first YouTube video. I am bonking goop (malware) with a stick. I've tried to be both technical and non-technical to appeal to all nerds.
This was a lot of work. I love you.
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kernel modules per Scoville
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cubic Smoots per memory corruption bug
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
