evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
@ozzelot do they display a picture of the contents on the outside of the doors too?
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It’s 1986 and my mother is shouting at me to stop touching the computer, I’m wasting my life.
It’s 2016 and I am fixing mother’s computer, regaling her about the variety of rich opportunities computer touching has given me in my life.
It’s 2026 and I am cursing my mother for ever letting me touch a computer. I have wasted my life.
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@nyanbinary this is my emotional support management interface.
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little-known fact: the worst video game ever, E.T., was even more difficult to play on the HP LaserJet.
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Hello, Little People Living Inside Of My Computer,
I have made my first YouTube video. I am bonking goop (malware) with a stick. I've tried to be both technical and non-technical to appeal to all nerds.
This was a lot of work. I love you.
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kernel modules per Scoville
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cubic Smoots per memory corruption bug
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@da_667 *standing ovation*
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I DO NOT LIKE YOU SAM ALT-MAN, I DO NO LIKE YOUR AI AND SPAM.
I WILL NOT USE IT TO PREDICT THE RAIN. YOUR HOARDING OF HARDWARE HAS CAUSED ME MUCH PAIN.
YOUR STEALING OUR DATA WAS PRETTY LAME, I WISH YOUD FUCK OFF ALL THE SAME.
I DO NOT LIKE YOU SAM ALT-MAN, I DO NOT LIKE YOUR AI AND SPAM
@anon_opin there's a capital idea. Edinburgh?
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also: planned obsolescence, tech as fashion statement, soldered ram in laptops, batteries built into laptops/phones/the ipod, parts pairing, and so much more shit i can't even think of right now
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You're listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of Non Stop ROCK!!!
@ozzelot are we still talking about that U2 thing, one-button mice, or folding screens?
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Nooclear Wessels...
RIP Walter Koenig
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bash.org #205895
<auto-jack> one of my users needs to disable their antivirus
<auto-jack> "to run a test."
<Redline> testing their will to be employed
<auto-jack> one of my users needs to disable their antivirus
<auto-jack> "to run a test."
<Redline> testing their will to be employed
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i'm desperate at this point so i guess i'll put out a #getfedihired call.
i've been coding for 12 years, i've been doing linux sysadmin for, like, 5.
i have particular strength in web development, anything C# or .NET, and the Windows API.
no requirements to line of work.
i live in london, UK. i am a dual european and UK citizen, anywhere in europe is fine. i am open to remote (don't mind office days) or possibly relocating elsewhere in the UK (or europe).
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
