evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

protip: make your handoff documents to team members unhinged so they are motivated to actually read them

Polar bear!

Site: We noticed that you are blocking our ads.

Me: That’s right.

Site: But that’s how we pay for this content. Will you disable your ad-blocker?

Me: No. My ad blocker is how I stop you from spying on me.

Site: But we’re not spying on you.

Me: Then how did you know I’m blocking your ads?

propranolol implies the existence of propranolmao

Good morning dear amazing Tooteroonies of near n far🌞☕
It is Frejasday! Ports of weekend visible, sun 12° n some wind😉
I wish yous a fabulous day filled with happiness, kindness, optimism, camaradery, magic, insight, wisdom, love, funs, joys, smiles, giggles n laughter😊🤙
#Fredag #Frejasday #MorningGreetings #Smiles

I am making a collection of sweary phrases for a grumpy but colourful art project. The whole collection to date is here: https://eclectech.co.uk/ffs

I'm after things you might say when shouting in angry frustration at a news headline (where an exasperated "for fuck's sake" is common in English).

I have been offered the suggestions below for Czech. Please vote for the one(s) you would choose to use, and I will add the top voted to the collection.

If this has landed in your timeline & you don't know what I'm talking about, the original thread about the project is here
https://things.uk/@eclectech/117071859569448514

Díky!

#theFFSproject #Czech

@jakecoppinger The ability to decode all 80 channel of Bluetooth in cheap hardware changes the BT security picture substantially

SCADA, or as I like to call it, "involuntary retrocomputing"

@drahardja

Customer: Why does it need to be on the internet?

Sales: So it can get security updates.

Customer: Why does it need security updates?

Sales: Because it's exposed on the internet.

The question is not,

"Are you neurospicy if you're in the Fediverse?"

It is,

"What's your flavor of neurospicy since you're in the Fediverse?"

RE: https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@eniko/117314166272860569

another adultbel

Thank you to everyone who boosts these dumb little ads I write. It is all that keeps me out of a ditch, slurping the moisture out of rocks for sustenance.

Why mask?

Before covid i used to get sick 2 or 3 times a year, knocked out for a week or two each time.
Since then i've been consistently masking indoors and on public transit. It's been about 7 years since the last time i was sick. I think i gotten sniffles twice since then, barely lasting a day, and that's it.
So this little habit have accumulated me about 6 months of extra quality lifetime, and counting.

That's one reason.