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We have an opening for a Senior/Staff Security Researcher! Come talk to us in Vegas. (Not senior? apply anyway, ya never know.)
semgrep.dev/about/careers/?ash

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How I sleep knowing I'm "being left behind" because I don't use AI

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@evilstevie
well, if i had a tank, i could have pretty much anything else, on account of having a tank. :D

@ozzelot phew. was concerned you'd squeezed budgets to get an engineering armoured vehicle.
3d printed vessels seem to seep and weep a little in between layers with PLA too

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549) Helmetbot. If you insist on operating high-speed motor vehicles, does what it can to keep your head in as few pieces as possible. #SmallRobotsRemastered

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So we are looking for a new teammate.

You like Rust and doesn't want to use AI? You feel safer around trans people? Then join! You'll be working with me :blobcat_mlem: <- (me)

heliotis.com/en/careers/#offen

(pls retoot profusely, so that I can get a cool teammate rather than the default techbro)

Don't hesitate to ask follow up questions. My instance has a short character limit.

Edit: onsite Lucerne (CH) and no consulting. not 100% AI-free, see thread.

#Rust #GetFedihired #fedijob #hiring

@Richard_Littler hoo boy that's going to be enthusiastic for a little while.
good luck with the camera that follows too. I hear there are wonders of miniaturisation available these days

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i wrote programming code today using my brain and my own two hands (i do this every day) it was really nice

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John Cleese practicing squats in preparation for shitting all over his legacy

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A big part of successful education is making people feel they don’t have to follow the obvious paths available

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I'm a Software Developer looking for a backend focused position in Melbourne AU

I have 3 years of experience, and my main language are C# and Python. I've also dabbled with Php and JS/TS. I'm flexible on the language, I'm a keen learner.

I gave a Lightning Round talk at PyConAU last year about the big Ginger Nut Conspiracy - youtu.be/j1e9kF8uaNY?t=2850 (47:30). Read more about it here - helvetica.systems/posts/ginger

If you want more information, or have anything that you think might work for me, please shoot me a dm or an email - work@helvetica.systems

#FediHire #HireMe

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I assume after HuggingFace comes BurstingChest, the next stage of the parasite’s lifecycle?

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Things that should be fucking illegal:

1. Fake grass.
2. SUVs.
3. Having your phone on loud speaker in public.
4. Foil balloons that take hundreds of years to breakdown.
5. Releasing helium balloons at a funeral.
6. Sneezing into your hands and carrying on as normal.

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Mastod1 be nice. (sorry, closed for new registrations after a bunch of 'commercial/spamming' accounts jumped in - rule 3 on site)