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@ozzelot you bought flatpack cardboard? hope you got the assembly duct-tape to go with it :)

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Duckling Season has started a little early and we have the first batch of Australian Wood Duck ducklings at work.

Five fuzzballs wandering around chomping grass like there was no tomorrow.

#bird #AustralianWildlife #WildOz #Duckling #AustralianWoodDuck

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@gsuberland 's view of #nullsector at #emfcamp2026 Thanks once again for operating the #lasers across a dancefloor that was packed every night! ❤️

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wizard zines has its first translation! How Git Works (wizardzines.com/zines/git) is now available in Korean, translated by ByteFreaksStudio inf.run/XYiAR

I do not know how to read Korean but it's very cool to see :)

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RE: mastodon.social/@fesshole/1169

At that point you only have 2 good options: write “GOT ME YOU BASTARD" in it & hand it to them, or quit your job, change your name & leave the country

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Back in New York for DevRelCon. Landed in Newark and now straight to Strands Book Store until the Hotel in Brooklyn is ready. Hope you see you all there and talk about WeAreDevelopers San Jose in September!

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"Burnham has appointed a minister for AI"
Unless her name is Sarah Connor, you can get fucked.

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wait wait wait holdup.

you can plug an hdmi device into a computer, and you get ..
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... autorun.inf functionality?

it installs and runs entirely without user consent?

so we're back to evil usb sticks again that autorun shit, except now ... a malicious... firestick? chromecast? ..

hdmi is the new usb?

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Went out into the garden to try and identify a bird of prey swooping about overhead that I spotted while washing up. It immediately flew off at top speed, so no luck there, but then I found this majestic beast in the tree so all was not lost 😆

#sillyScribbles #bird

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@dgar "A computer cannot wreck a hotel room, therefore a computer should not be allowed to make music."

@ozzelot @jzb @dgar pffft. you just need to add more solder-flux while de-chipping if you think that :D

@ozzelot I don't know how to break this to you, but your phone... it's no longer your phone.

a while back it was decided that microcode running on dedicated chips was no way to make phones, and now there's a small subsystem of what you think is your phone which is still just those parts.
Like a vestigal organ, it is retained for now.

the actual device you think of as your phone is now a fully fledged computer, even down to virtualisation layers.
the tiny computers, they yearn for the RAM

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Mastod1 be nice. (sorry, closed for new registrations after a bunch of 'commercial/spamming' accounts jumped in - rule 3 on site)