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@anon_opin you have not yet been exposed to the clicky delights of a Tombow AirPress biro yet.
ergonomically a little 'off' for me, but the click. oh that click.

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502) Flouncebot. Helps you to affect a dramatic exit with its swishy cape and haughty attitude. #SmallRobotsRemastered

@SwiftOnSecurity why am I assuming "static cling" as one of the variables?

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I will never not share this story whenever it crosses my feed. Never.

@mattround that is both awesome and simultaneously reminiscent of screwing up memory tweaks for games in dos 5

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Anyway, I drew Bulbasaur as a wretched medieval frog

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Remember 100 years ago when radiation was new and exciting and poorly understood, and companies were putting radiation into everything?

Thankfully we learned our lesson and will never make that mistake again.

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501) Bruisebot. Keeps a record of all your bumps and scrapes so when you find a mysterious bruise, it can consult its notes and tell you where it came from. #SmallRobotsRemastered

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These little striped cuckoo chicks sport plumage that mimics a pine cone.

After all, what idiot would want to swallow a pine cone for dinner?

Smart. Very smart.

#Wildlife #Birds #Nature #Camouflage

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@Viss blimey that brings back memories of my youth.
anyone else remember ICL?

@Viss "in which case may I introduce our new Incident Response offering - you won't need it right away but you should probably print off the details for when you no longer have functioning systems of your own"

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Scientists were finally able to weigh a rainbow. Turns out it was pretty light.

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i miss the times when running proof of work computations on a website without user consent was considered malicious by everyone

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*shrugs*

Nobody has a "right" to an ethnostate. That's not how that works.

@AnarchoNinaWrites how about we put an upper limit on the size of an ethnostate, say 4 acres max. ideally on an island so the ethnostate can fully isolate itself from the rest of the world's population successfully?

*habsburg jaw intensifies*

shouldn't take too many generations for that family-wreath to close

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Mastod1 be nice. (sorry, closed for new registrations after a bunch of 'commercial/spamming' accounts jumped in - rule 3 on site)