evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
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A security hiring strategy that I preach and practice: If the choice is between an (a) expert in the system we are securing with little to no security expertise and (b) a security expert with little to no system expertise - choose (a).
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@lowqualityfacts I mean, yeah we DO if that's where we are, but as a Northern Canadian Domesticated Bear, I'm not gonna head outside when there are flush facilities available. Not often, anyway.
@lowqualityfacts oh. oh no. he's unfishing for brown trout.
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Protect Our Forests Patch. Ah, the unrivaled beauty of our forests. They are one of the few pristine, untouched miracles of Mother Nature where lovely plants blossom and majestic animals roam...
...that bear is taking a shit, isn't it?
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@ManyRoads @lowqualityfacts I thought all bears were classified as Greek Orthodox?
The pope's toiletry habits are mostly unknown, though I have my suspicions around the al-fresco loo-roll carrying capabilities of those Swiss guard outfits myself...
@lowqualityfacts fully appropriate question. no guess, no find the mess ;-)
@anon_opin Casual Entertainments Organiser is a real thing, stop putting them all down
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Hey all. Hope your week goes as well as it can. Bit busy here. All fine, but, you know, STUFF. Anyhow, still sorting through the last batch of photos, so thought I'd post a soothing interlude, as sometimes a week needs more than just a silent Sunday. Maybe a tranquil Thursday.
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🎶 “it’s like a po-ot-hole, when you’re transport secretary” 🎶
Now *that’s* irony, Alanis.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/04/16/transport-secretary-heidi-alexander-car-towed-pothole/
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owning the libs
maintaining the libs
reviewing pull requests on the libs
setting up ci and fuzz tests for the libs
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Send not to know for whom the Vengabus is coming, it is coming for thee
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A #blender cloth simulation, but every time it plays the cloth doubles in detail.
Watch until the end, you won't regret it...
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If anyone is in the Whitehaven area, could you pop over to the Jawas and ask if they have any secondhand droids for sale, thanks.
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493) Knotbot. Knows all of the knots and how to tie them securely. Really useful if you're sailing or need to secure a tent or...anything else. #SmallRobotsRemastered
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Don’t be afraid of a 6 month home renovation.
Those 12 months will be the most fulfilling 2 years of your life.
@anon_opin 7/4 you coward ;)
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490) Entrancebots. Precede you so that you can enter every room in bombastic style. #SmallRobotsRemastered
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
