evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
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"I grant you one wish," the magic fish said.
"To eat my mother's pancakes again, just like when I was a child."
"Are you sure?"
"You think it frivolous?"
"No. But to grant it I must send you back to the child you were, with no adult memories."
"Would my life change?"
"You ask that every time."
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Love to see that Virgin UK/O2 have blacklisted "http://detectportal.firefox.com/canonical.html" (the URL Ffox uses to invoke a captive portal, such as the ones you have to clear in order to use public hotspots with Virgin as a provider). Also nice to see that they've copyrighted the error page.
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#KesslerSyndrome is coming, @evilstevie ! We need space janitors! @jonty
@jonty sounds like we need him to prove himself by creating a device which clears the vacuum around our planet of spacejunk first.
convenient though stuff like Starlink is, the poorly-maintained/managed stuff is going to age-out and prevent further off-planet fun soon enough
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… I forgot to provide a link, didn't I? See, that's why I prefer to avoid relying on my own memory.
'xafter' is available from my miscellaneous utilities page (also including 'after' and lots of other unrelated things):
https://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~sgtatham/utils/
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There's this myth that automated spam detection is hard because spammers are all very clever masters of disguise.
No. Spammers are stupid as a shoe. They have dog shit for brains.
Automated spam detection is hard because the line between spam and "legitimate" marketing activity is a fiction.
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@mattround my olde twitter account's 19 ffs :/ think my gmail's maybe 23? best not to think about my hotmail tho :D
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Screaming into a pillow as a productivity hack
@Viss oof. too far. just encrypt the drives with a randomised hash at this point.
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ransomware except it leaks c-suite and board member browser histories for the last 90 days
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ransomware except it forces only the executive staff, from managers and up, to retake the phishing training testing over and over again, and functions as a paywall on macs and windows boxes preventing them from using their computers untill they complete the training. and it spreads to their home devices, and specifically targets iphones and ipads of their kids as well
@Viss I would sponsor this activity
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A bit busy atm, so here's a cheery daffodil as a quick hello before dashing off again 😁
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RE: https://discuss.systems/@dev/116286499529169097
Lmao I just had to say the magic words
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
