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@35millimetre a bike big enough for both bike and tools is awesome. keeping enough space to use them after a month is rare.

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Been out doing my Dad Activities today. Standing and staring at the disappointing mud that is the springtime garden. Replacing the dead battery in my motorbike. Drinking lots of tea. Might fall asleep on the sofa in a bit.

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"I have questions about this interstellar travel form," the human said. "What should I put at 'Rose'?"

"The star system you are traveling from," xFfy said.

"I see. And at 'Violet'?"

"The one you're traveling to."

"Ah. Who translated this form?"

"Our best poets, well versed in human poetry."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Why is it so hard to find a Quake source port for Android that isn't Google Play exclusive?

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The fact of life is:

If you have to trust your data between techbro corp and singular furry writing a hobby project, always choose the furry.

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How many people here would be interested if I did a digital security/privacy advice blog somewhere?

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Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All support tickets
Have been assigned to you

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"Dad, people say we are a family of pyromaniacs, is that true?"
"Yes, we arson"

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@ancientjames took me three watches to realise I was supposed to be looking at the marble, but as soon as I figured that out... holy crap! that's remarkable.

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@ancientjames I'll admit to getting twitchy a couple of times watching the vid.

/speccy idiot and photographer

@gsuberland same but orangutans.

this year.
previously, dogs, cats, frogs, lizards, owls.
saved locally for quick retrieval as reactions.
but this year, orangs :)

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@gsuberland

Writing your passwords down in a physical paper notebook, also give your family a chance to access the family pictures and documents on your computers, when you are no longer able to yourself.

Everybody should make a digital "Testament" listing passwords, and who out in the world should be told about the sad news., because they will not see the death-notice in your local paper.

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There is only one way to get a ton of likes on your Mastodon post. You must find a decades old piece of technology that only 12 people in the world own and write a 10,000 word essay on how to use it.

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Mastod1 be nice. (sorry, closed for new registrations after a bunch of 'commercial/spamming' accounts jumped in - rule 3 on site)